If a table is very wobbly don't put a match book or coasters under the "shorter" leg. Turn the table 90 degrees at a time until it doesn't wobble any more. It's simple mathematics.
Fast way to tie your shoes:
I always had my doubts about that. And the claim that it is the only manmade structure visible from space, umm sure, what about reservoirs? Nobody ever counts those.It is actually a myth that you can see The Great Wall of China from space.
It's not true.
Shirley Temple's signature tune "On the Good Ship Lollypop" is not about a boat. Without Googling, can you guess what it is about?
Shirley Temple's signature tune "On the Good Ship Lollypop" is not about a boat. Without Googling, can you guess what it is about?
Shirley Temple's signature tune "On the Good Ship Lollypop" is not about a boat. Without Googling, can you guess what it is about?
I'm going to try that
Ha!
Just need to figure out the timing right?
A mix of heroin and LSD.
Its easier to peel a banana from the bottom than the top (stem).
So simple, even monkeys know it... only took me 40 years to figure out...
DC-3
I've thrown away my toys
Even my drum and train.
I wanna make some noise
With real live aeroplanes.
Some day I'm going to fly.
I'll be a pilot too.
And when I do, how would you
Like to be my crew...
On the good ship lollipop.
Its a sweet trip to a candy shop
Where bon-bons play
On the sunny beach of Peppermint Bay.
Lemonade stands everywhere.
Crackerjack bands fill the air.
And there you are
Happy landing on a chocolate bar.
See the sugar bowl do the tootsie roll
With the big bad devils food cake.
If you eat too much ooh ooh
You'll awake with a tummy ache.
On the good ship lollipop
Its a night trip into bed you hop
And dream away
On the good ship lollipop.
Ha!
Just need to figure out the timing right?
LSD no more than 20 minutes before the heroin.
Did you know that there is no x in "expresso?" For real, it's spelled "espresso". I just learned that tidbit last week. I'm not sure I can even pronounce it without the x.
It's been almost an hour. Someone should go check on Bryan.
Seriously? Learned it last week? You never read the word before in a coffee shop or in the grocery store? How did you learn, did you axe someone?
There's a barbershop quartet in my shoe. There used to be toes in there but now but now but now its just monty python playing drums made out of pasta and singing from a hole right beneath the annoying receptionist lady from ghostbusters. And my sweat won't shutup.
I can't feel my music.
A similar trick works for restaurant tips. Drop the last digit from the total bill and double what's left. That's the tip.
$50 total bill...$5 x 2 = $10 tip. (20%)
Unless your a cheapass (or got less than stellar service).
Then drop the last digit from the bill, take the remaining number and 1/2 of that remaining number, add them together. That's the tip.
$50 total bill... $5 + $2.50 = $7.50 tip (15%)
I ain't know, so I ain't axed. I was ranting it up on the Purple Board and referenced an expresso (pardon me, "espresso") drink, and someone called me on it. I actually had to look it up to verify.
It's one of those mental block things. I'm sure I've seen it written literally hundreds of thousands of times, but it just never connected.
Did you know that there is no x in "expresso?" For real, it's spelled "espresso". I just learned that tidbit last week. I'm not sure I can even pronounce it without the x.
What if you have a telescope?It is actually a myth that you can see The Great Wall of China from space.
It's not true.
Indeed! I'm a firm believer that everyone should wait tables at least once in their life....it will give you a true appreciation for the level of s%^&t they have to deal with..
Sinking in Quicksand only exists in movies.
I feel funny