R (or even X) rated flying story

kjsaunders said:
How can you tell when the wife is STILL not the most comfortable in the bird? Even the slightest hint of a "Romantic Encounter at Altitude" is blocked with her developing a case of moderate icing on the exterior surfaces. I'll have to admit it make me scratch my head wondering how even the most innocent of encounters can be achieved in my Mooney M20J........
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Make sure your heated pitot is working properly before entering icing conditions.
 
SixPapaCharlie said:
Translated:
met a girl/woman (age 25)
I once met an older gentleman

in the AA terminal
At an AA Meeting

in Bogota
Coked out of our minds

Waiting for the 12AM departure to DFW
We left the meeting to score some more blow

During flight to DFW cabin lights out, flight half-empty
We got arrested

She comes and sits next to me. Gives me a Hand J under the blanket
I blew one of the guards

back when they issued blankets...
Twice

does that count?


Yes it does!
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ROFL! :lol:
 
Zeldman said:
There used to be a charter company in the Houston area that did romantic flights. They used a Piper Chieftain 31-350 and had the back made into a romantic bedroom. The cockpit had a door so the customers could have privacy. The back of the plane had two seats for take off and landing, then at cruise it was lights off and join the club.
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So.....how did the pilot know when it was time to land...? :D
 
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