There's a hearing test?!?! My examiner was really laid back, seeing I'm a pretty healthy teenager. One of the interesting questions in response to my somewhat "ashy" knees was: You ain't a muslim are you? You sure look like you've been down on your knees prayin' to Allah 5 times a day! I guess he wanted to make sure I didn't hi-jack the plane! (and no, he was definitely not a muslim trying to find a commonality between the two of us)
Oh, and I went to an "inner-city" school at the time, so he said "I'm impressed that someone from your school can even read at all, let alone the bottom line of the eye chart!"
Definitely going back to this guy when I need my next medical.