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Snorting his way across the USA
"So Polar Bear, I heard you went on a date yesterday."
"Yeah Sac, a seal. Waste of time though, no happy ending."
"A seal? Not a female Polar Bear?"
"Sac, this is Northern California. How many female.... no, how many Polar Bears do you see in the area?"
"Mmm, good point. So what went wrong?"
"Well first of all, I found out I was getting played. This seal the whole time was chatting it up on the Internet and hooking up with LOTS of partners, besides me."
"Other seals?"
"No, oddly enough humans. Mostly older, geeky male pilots that aren't able to have relationships with actual women. Plus Internet skills are fairly rare among seals you know."
"Oh, yeah, go figure."
"Anyway you know what, that in itself is no big deal, look I like to play around too, but I about lost it when she pulled the no touch on the first date card! Sheesh baby, who do you think you are, the Virgin Mary? I ain't got time for that shee ite!"
"So what are you doing today?"
"I was going to go to a fly in, but the weather doesn't look too good. I think instead I'll troll the waters around Bodega Bay for some more seals. Maybe tonight I'll troll the nightclubs in San Francisco."
"The City? That's a lot of driving in a day, Polar Bear."
"Yeah but not too many bars outside of San Francisco are tolerant of zoo animals, let alone Polar Bears."
"True. Well, good luck with that Polar Bear!"
"Yeah Sac, a seal. Waste of time though, no happy ending."
"A seal? Not a female Polar Bear?"
"Sac, this is Northern California. How many female.... no, how many Polar Bears do you see in the area?"
"Mmm, good point. So what went wrong?"
"Well first of all, I found out I was getting played. This seal the whole time was chatting it up on the Internet and hooking up with LOTS of partners, besides me."
"Other seals?"
"No, oddly enough humans. Mostly older, geeky male pilots that aren't able to have relationships with actual women. Plus Internet skills are fairly rare among seals you know."
"Oh, yeah, go figure."
"Anyway you know what, that in itself is no big deal, look I like to play around too, but I about lost it when she pulled the no touch on the first date card! Sheesh baby, who do you think you are, the Virgin Mary? I ain't got time for that shee ite!"
"So what are you doing today?"
"I was going to go to a fly in, but the weather doesn't look too good. I think instead I'll troll the waters around Bodega Bay for some more seals. Maybe tonight I'll troll the nightclubs in San Francisco."
"The City? That's a lot of driving in a day, Polar Bear."
"Yeah but not too many bars outside of San Francisco are tolerant of zoo animals, let alone Polar Bears."
"True. Well, good luck with that Polar Bear!"