Pilot shoots self and crashes KIFP

[JB1842]

I looked at my wife the other night and said...Honey maybe I should buy a small one shot gun and stick it in my airplane for if I flip this plane and it catches fire I will not be able to get out. I could shoot myself in the head instead of burning alive.

She just looked at me....I said...These are the things I thing about....lol

Burning to death is not something I would look forward to, either.

 

[JB1842]

I met a lady who was in the middle of a divorce. Husband bought an airplane to meet a girlfriend. The wife was serious about taking the plane away in the divorce.

Maybe this guy was covetous over his airplane and didn't want to lose it in divorce or bankruptcy court. Just a theory.

Me and my wife already decided thatif we get a divorce, I keep the plane, she keeps her boobs. So far, the boobs have cost more.

 

[1600vw]

Me and my wife already decided thatif we get a divorce, I keep the plane, she keeps her boobs. So far, the boobs have cost more.

Which one do you get to play with the most?

 

[JB1842]

Which one do you get to play with the most?

I've only had the plane a month, and the weather has not been cooperating for a flight yet. I'll let you figure it out.

 

[Skylane81E]

I've only had the plane a month, and the weather has not been cooperating for a flight yet. I'll let you figure it out.

Well you are married

 

[Anymouse]

Me and my wife already decided thatif we get a divorce, I keep the plane, she keeps her boobs. So far, the boobs have cost more.

Which one do you get to play with the most?

I've only had the plane a month, and the weather has not been cooperating for a flight yet. I'll let you figure it out.

I bet you can't wait until you can play with both (or all three??) at the same time!!

 

[JB1842]

I bet you can't wait until you can play with both (or all three??) at the same time!!

It is a C150. They will be rubbing up against me when we are both in it! Don't come looking for me at my tent after dark at Oshkosh this year.

 

[Skylane81E]

It is a C150. They will be rubbing up against me when we are both in it! Don't come looking for me at my tent after dark at Oshkosh this year.

 

[Gerhardt]

Not many threads take a turn for the better, like this one has.

 

[tmyers]

Me and my wife already decided thatif we get a divorce, I keep the plane, she keeps her boobs. So far, the boobs have cost more.

OK, someone had to do it!!!!

 

[bnt83]

OK, someone had to do it!!!!

 

[JB1842]

I knew that was coming!

 

[Anymouse]

It is a C150. They will be rubbing up against me when we are both in it! Don't come looking for me at my tent after dark at Oshkosh this year.

If the plane's a rockin'...

 

[merlin3]

Wheres the like button on this thread?

 

[comanchepilot]

Me and my wife already decided thatif we get a divorce, I keep the plane, she keeps her boobs. So far, the boobs have cost more.

at least she wanted them . . . . had a probate client who had a prenup and she specifically said that if there was a divorce she could remove them.

Not sure how that one worked out eventually.

 

[tmyers]

Ok so it might be worth it to go to Oshkosh just to look for the tent with all the after hours activity.

 

[N801BH]

Ok so it might be worth it to go to Oshkosh just to look for the tent with all the after hours activity.

Ha....... There are ALOT of tents with "after hours activities"