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Snorting his way across the USA
People I don't know who greet me initially by using a question:
* How you doing?
* What's happening?
* How's everything?
Miss Barista, if you really want to know how I'm doing, I can tell you all the sordid details of the history of my ingrown toenail, and how it was really cased by the dog. I have a feeling that you don't really care about that though. So don't ask. Just say hello.
That is what I do. I tell them how it is.
"How are you doing?"
"Lousy, and you?"
And then they get all startled. Well you asked, right?