Pet Peeves

Weather forecasters that forecast "Armageddon in the Gulf", driving away our business for a week, only to end up a really nice summer day -- for no one to enjoy.
 
jimbilly said:
add to that, biker shorts. Add some drag people, i don't need to see your butt
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Depends on the butt. There's a big difference between Paris, FR and Paris, Tx!

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Some butts I'd like to see more of. Others...well...but you don't see those on bikes much.
 
Guys that drive around with their tow mirrors flipped up and not towing anything. Mostly because they have a 15" diameter stack going right through the center of the bed rendering the truck useless for anything. Even that does not matter because the bed is 6'4" off the ground so nothing could even be lifted into it. But they make up for it by installing stadium lighting to the front of the truck to ensure they have blinded everyone else on the road.
 
timwinters said:
Big trucks, little peckers.
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Prosthetic penis

Edit: BTW at this very moment there are 2 crew-cab F350s, 1 Ex-cab F250, and a 5-ton 3-way dump trailer in my driveway. My Navy-surplus personnel boat rounds out the driveway collection. My daily-driver Ex-cab Tacoma is out on the street. I'm not employed in the construction trades, nor in agriculture or anything else that would use that fleet to generate income. I'm just a middle-aged Accountant trying to retain possession of my fraudulently-acquired man-card.
 
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Stevel said:
Prosthetic penis

Edit: BTW at this very moment there are 2 crew-cab F350s, 1 Ex-cab F250, and a 5-ton 3-way dump trailer in my driveway. My Navy-surplus personnel boat rounds out the driveway collection. My daily-driver Ex-cab Tacoma is out on the street. I'm not employed in the construction trades, nor in agriculture or anything else that would use that fleet to generate income. I'm just a middle-aged Accountant trying to retain possession of my fraudulently-acquired man-card.
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How many metal mulisha stickers are on each?
 
Stevel said:
None, but one has "Team Turbo" and "NHRA", and another has "Live better, work union", all thanks to prior owners.
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Meh, not sure that can qualify you for true "BRO" status. You will at bear minimum need a 160# 30,000 ton clevus hanging from the hitch of your lifted half ton.
 
MotoFlier said:
Meh, not sure that can qualify you for true "BRO" status. You will at bear minimum need a 160# 30,000 ton clevus hanging from the hitch of your lifted half ton.
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Too damned funny! I saw an Excursion with THREE of them yesterday. It was sitting in a handicapped spot at Costco with the engine idling, making nice diesel exhaust for all of us to enjoy while Bubba sat inside with the A/C recirculating his beer-and-pork-rind farts.
 
Stevel said:
Too damned funny! I saw an Excursion with THREE of them yesterday. It was sitting in a handicapped spot at Costco with the engine idling, making nice diesel exhaust for all of us to enjoy while Bubba sat inside with the A/C recirculating his beer-and-pork-rind farts.
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Note who was comfortable and enjoying himself and who was whining like a baby on a forum about it... LOL!
 
Restaurants that don't service their restrooms. I went to my currently now favorite burger place yesterday and the automatic soap dispenser was out. I managed to squeeze a little out. Today it was still out, no residual. I ended up de-greasing my hands with Comet and hand wipes.

That wasn't the worst though. A couple weeks ago I was at McD's in the morning scarfing down a couple McMuff's for a pre-ride breakfast. I had to use the bathroom. Some sick mot******r ****ed all over the damn toilet seat. Look, sick mot*****r's that have no manners **** on toilet seats all the time. This had not occurred anytime soon. That crap had been on there probably all night. SO I decide to grab a handful of ass gaskets and clean it up myself. The sink had NO RUNNING WATER! IT WAS BROKE! I was so angered I grabbed ALL the ass gaskets and ALL the towels and THREW THEM IN THE TOILET to let staff know my disgust for the bathroom.
 
Just for clarification ******* = dried urine.
 
MotoFlier said:
Meh, not sure that can qualify you for true "BRO" status. You will at bear minimum need a 160# 30,000 ton clevus hanging from the hitch of your lifted half ton.
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Not nearly as bad as the ultimate redneck statement:

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timwinters said:
Not nearly as bad as the ultimate redneck statement:

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Ugh! That is SOOOOO LAST YEAR! If'n y'all don't go wit da bigazz clevis, at least get the handgrenade trucknutz, or go wit stainless blingnutz.
 
Having to reload the dishwasher after my wife does it. I think a retarded monkey could do it better.
 
Careful. If she sees that you might loose access to the store boughts

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****tards that mark every e-mail they send as priority or high priority. When they do, they are the last e-mails I actually check. If it is *that* important, call and make sure I get the message.

I have since removed the column that shows importance.
 
If you're standing in line, don't sit your purse/backpack/briefcase/ipad on the table if there's only one or two left unless you are intent on sitting there.

No matter, I managed to get another table, and it worked out for the better. I had a direct view of a girl wearing a short black dress seated in front of me, and I got a FULL ON bush shot when she got up to leave. They were white with stripes on them.

The salad was good too. Greek with beef shwarma on it.
 
Businesses that have a pair of glass doors but only unlock one. I always go in the right door and out the right door. Or try to anyway. You have two doors...f****** unlock them!

Sure, on a windy day, keep the one that opens into the wind locked so it doesn't get ripped off the hinges, but on a normal day, extract head from butt and unlock your doors!

I always unlock flush bolted doors...just because.
 
If you're coworker is doing something off the clock it doesn't matter. Unless it's established you're friends. I don't have friends at work. They're all young and could be my kids.

Today Carmen says "oh its 5:30 already" yup. I reached for the phone book and she says "who you calling?" I don't have a phone with web access. I looked at her and said why do you care. She stomped off. Found the number and address of the restaurant. Left fun for the day.

After I left I realized I should been like "address of my next job " "phone number of my pimp"

Don't be nosy unless you have established that friendship
 
saracelica said:
If you're coworker is doing something off the clock it doesn't matter. Unless it's established you're friends. I don't have friends at work. They're all young and could be my kids.

Today Carmen says "oh its 5:30 already" yup. I reached for the phone book and she says "who you calling?" I don't have a phone with web access. I looked at her and said why do you care. She stomped off. Found the number and address of the restaurant. Left fun for the day.

After I left I realized I should been like "address of my next job " "phone number of my pimp"

Don't be nosy unless you have established that friendship
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Soooo, what is the dilemma?
 
No dilemma just pet peeve that people care about what others do when it's none of their business.
 
Small talk

Noun

Polite conversation about unimportant or uncontroversial matters.
 
saracelica said:
If you're coworker is doing something off the clock it doesn't matter. Unless it's established you're friends. I don't have friends at work. They're all young and could be my kids.

Today Carmen says "oh its 5:30 already" yup. I reached for the phone book and she says "who you calling?" I don't have a phone with web access. I looked at her and said why do you care. She stomped off. Found the number and address of the restaurant. Left fun for the day.

After I left I realized I should been like "address of my next job " "phone number of my pimp"

Don't be nosy unless you have established that friendship
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Have you considered joining an EAA chapter and then not talking to anyone else that might join?
 
Poorly programmed websites that direct you to their mobile version whether you want it or not.

The tapatalk virus.
 
The person who had all day to talk to me and didn't, then they call my house, usually during dinner, or 15 minutes into a movie.

"I really hate to bother you at home..."
THEN WHY DID YOU?!!?

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Lately I've been telling people:
"Glad you realized your mistake. "
Then I hang up.
 
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Shepherd said:
The person who had all day to talk to me and didn't, then they call my house, usually during dinner, or 15 minutes into a movie.

"I really hate to bother you at home..."
THEN WHY DID YOU?!!?

Had to edit it and add:

Lately I've been telling people:
"Glad you realized your mistake. "
Then I hang up.
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My phone is there for MY convenience, not theirs. It often goes on silent.
 
The cancellation of Windows Small Business Server 2008.
 
Two that come to mind right now:

When someone uses the identifier only instead of the city/airport name, like I would know where KHZE is. :rolleyes:

When someone says "delta" instead of "difference" when talking about a difference in price or distance to a landmark or a change in altitude. :rolleyes: I guess they think it makes them sound smart, but really it makes them sound like a dweeb. :nono:
 
garyb said:
Two that come to mind right now:

When someone uses the identifier only instead of the city/airport name, like I would know where KHZE is. :rolleyes:

When someone says "delta" instead of "difference" when talking about a difference in price or distance to a landmark or a change in altitude. :rolleyes: I guess they think it makes them sound smart, but really it makes them sound like a dweeb. :nono:
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They may just BE a dweeb... :D
 
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