Even worse is having to recover the tree with tinsel.
And you know where that tinsel is going to end up.
A few more:
- A Kleenex box that doesn't pop the next sheet up, and you have to dig for it with your fingertips. You inevitably then grab five sheets.
- Christmas lights that test fine in the store, and have a dead strand once hung.
I also consider our tree to be a 7' tall cat toy.
Autocorrect gherry? Car or cat.
Pet peve = autocarrot
That's an impressive AWD system!
Even the Googles autocorrects it. Heh.
Yes! What ever happened to search engines that just returned the results for what a user searched for, not for what they think the user really meant to search for, but was too stupid to search for?
Rich
Yes! What ever happened to search engines that just returned the results for what a user searched for, not for what they think the user really meant to search for, but was too stupid to search for?
Rich
You're not a telemarketer are you? I do that all the time to telemarketers.I'm now noticing this more and more. When I call people, they just pick up the phone and don't say "Hello" or "Yes?" They just press the green phone button and don't say anythhing
Nope. I work at a flight school. I mess around with telemarketers as wellYou're not a telemarketer are you? I do that all the time to telemarketers.
I'm now noticing this more and more. When I call people, they just pick up the phone and don't say "Hello" or "Yes?" They just press the green phone button and don't say anythhing
I'm now noticing this more and more. When I call people, they just pick up the phone and don't say "Hello" or "Yes?" They just press the green phone button and don't say anythhing
It's the "answer" buttonI have a rotary phone, no buttons. What is the green button and what does it do?
I don't notice cars doing it so much as trucks. The speed limits are 75-80 mph but the trucks are metered (by the company?) to 70. They will be next to each other with one going 70 and one going 71 so it takes miles for one to pass the other.Something that just started to aggravate me... going 75 in a 70 mph zone in the left lane. I come up on a car not even going 70..I stay on their butt hoping they will move over. they don't, but then eventually they do as the step on the gas and are now going faster than me while in the right lane.. Why couldn't you have been doing that the whole time??? UGH!!! Probably texting or yacking on the phone.
LOL! New peeve!
It did have a "no I really meant it" link. You should see the weird unrelated crap that comes up if you search for car climbing a ladder. There was some strange religious cult link, at a glance. I didn't pay enough attention.
Women at the gym that try to stretch a pair of size 3 panties over a size 10 ass.
They really need gyms for women over size 6, and ones for size 6 and under.
Think of it as getting called up from the minor leagues, when you are allowed into the size 6 and under gym.
They really need gyms for women over size 6, and ones for size 6 and under.
Think of it as getting called up from the minor leagues, when you are allowed into the size 6 and under gym.
Need the same restrictions for the guys as well. Sauce for the goose, sauce for the gander.
Need the same restrictions for the guys as well. Sauce for the goose, sauce for the gander.
They really need gyms for women over size 6, and ones for size 6 and under.
Think of it as getting called up from the minor leagues, when you are allowed into the size 6 and under gym.
Isn't that what Curves is for?
You just sold me the cup of coffee 1 minute ago. If I now stand at the counter end where the drinks come out, you dont have to yell 'MEDIUM LATTE' at fishmonger volume across the store. I am right here, standing in front of you, with my little cardboard sleeve in hand.
At least they call it a "medium." I'll give them a few points for that.
I refuse to use starbucks lingo and their eyerolls tell me I am the customer they hate the most.
I try to never go there but recruiters love to meet me there for coffee.
Yesterday I literally said "I want a black coffee, grande or vent... Look just give me the big one"
She looks at me so condescending for a good 2 seconds with her eyes up... "Vente. Its called Vente"
Then asks "Do you want whip?"
Now what I wanted to say was:
"look Btcih, I'd be getting this at 7-11 for $8 cheaper if it weren't for this recruiter needing to make sure I am pretty before putting me in front of his GD client! Also it is not "whip", it is "whipped cream" and NOBODY puts that S**T in coffee!!! People put it in shakes which is what you actually sell here; coffee flavored shakes, some cold and some hot!! This is not a coffee shop, it is an ice cream shop! I said "black" and I know you heard me say it because your eyes told me nobody ever just orders a plain old black coffee here so I know it stuck in your craw and you asking me if I want "whip" was a d**khead move on your part because we both know I said black and anyone old enough to have a job knows black coffee is just that, black coffee, roasted beans mixed with water!!! Now get me my black coffee and the only thing you should add to it is things that will make it blacker! Dip a sharpie in the m-effer if you want but I am not here for a milk shake! f*** you and f*** Seattle!"
What I actually said was: "no thank you"
I refuse to use starbucks lingo and their eyerolls tell me I am the customer they hate the most.
I try to never go there but recruiters love to meet me there for coffee.
Yesterday I literally said "I want a black coffee, grande or vent... Look just give me the big one"
She looks at me so condescending for a good 2 seconds with her eyes up... "Vente. Its called Vente"
Then asks "Do you want whip?"
Now what I wanted to say was:
"look B***h, I'd be getting this at 7-11 for $8 cheaper if it weren't for this recruiter needing to make sure I am pretty before putting me in front of his GD client! Also it is not "whip", it is "whipped cream" and NOBODY puts that S**T in coffee!!! People put it in shakes which is what you actually sell here; coffee flavored shakes, some cold and some hot!! This is not a coffee shop, it is an ice cream shop! I said "black" and I know you heard me say it because your eyes told me nobody ever just orders a plain old black coffee here so I know it stuck in your craw and you asking me if I want "whip" was a d**khead move on your part because we both know I said black and anyone old enough to have a job knows black coffee is just that, black coffee, roasted beans mixed with water!!! Now get me my black coffee and the only thing you should add to it is things that will make it blacker! Dip a sharpie in the m-effer if you want but I am not here for a milk shake! f*** you and f*** Seattle!"
What I actually said was: "no thank you"
Wow! Channeling your inner Sac Arrow?
John