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[flhrci]

Please caption this picture....

 

[Jhernandez04]

"Table for 9, we'll have you ready once the runway is cleaned."

 

[JeffDG]

You go first, no you, No, I insist.

 

[frfly172]

Line up and wait.

 

[Corpsmaide]

Pilots are waiting to sober up! Sober=Up

 

[MachFly]

An orderly herd of airliners.

 

[Challenged]

Here we see a flock of red-tailed thrushes preparing to depart for warmer climate.

 

[AggieMike88]

A new study shows that when aircraft need to defecate, they face a cardinal direction...

 

[wanttaja]

"Now, where were you when the contact lens popped out...?"

Ron Wanttaja

 

[timwinters]

A new study shows that when aircraft need to defecate, they face a cardinal direction...

Winner!

 

[Capt. Geoffrey Thorpe]

Airliners heading upstream to spawn.

 

[pbramlett]

"I'm not taxiing with all these grannies, grandes and " oops sorry tower

 

[Matthew]

Ground controller - "Hey guys, look what happens when you tell them ALL to follow company traffic!"

 

[AggieMike88]

This is what happens when you hire the world champion of Tetris to be your ground controller

 

[AggieMike88]

Airliners heading upstream to spawn.

So THATs how we ASEL's 4-5 months later....

 

[ebykowsky]

The bird dogs, scarecrows, and loud horns set up around the airport were ineffective in scaring off the flocks of migratory 737's flying Southwest for the winter.

 

[murphey]

The bird dogs, scarecrows, and loud horns set up around the airport were ineffective in scaring off the flocks of migratory 737's flying Southwest for the winter.

Definitely the winnah!

So, what do you call a flock of 737s?

 

[Concorde]

The sandwich delivery guy for the pilots is running late .

 

[Matthew]

Definitely the winnah!

So, what do you call a flock of 737s?

That looks like a cluster-flock.

 

[ebykowsky]

That looks like a cluster-flock.

 

[EdFred]

No, no, no.

I said nine ladies dancing!

 

[wanttaja]

So, what do you call a flock of 737s?

A "Renton".

Ron Wanttaja

 

[txflyer]

It's cold! Let's all huddle together!

 

[X3 Skier]

Where the hell is Rudolph with his nose so bright?

Cheers

 

[eman1200]

"Asiana 214 Heavy, cleared to land"

"…..sht, move over!"
"C'mon guy's lemme squeeze in!"
"No way man I'm not going anywhere near that runway!"
"Tighten up guys, tighten up!"

 

[Hawker800]

"Asiana 214 Heavy, cleared to land"



"…..sht, move over!"

"C'mon guy's lemme squeeze in!"

"No way man I'm not going anywhere near that runway!"

"Tighten up guys, tighten up!"

That really good.

 

[denverpilot]

Don't startle them. They spook easily.


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[denverpilot]

Southwest flight, roll call!

2!

3!

4!

5!

6!

7!

Hello!

With apologies to the Blues.


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[AggieMike88]

This is what happens when you hire former Blue Angels to park airplanes

(reference their diamond formantion)

 

[Shawn]

From a Southwest official..."We have the best crews in the industry. Here is an example of at least nine of our pilots that know how to get to the correct airport"

 

[denverpilot]

From a Southwest official..."We have the best crews in the industry. Here is an example of at least nine of our pilots that know how to get to the correct airport"

Nicely played! LOL


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[Anymouse]

Seems to me that they're all waiting in line for the gas station at the end of the runway.

 

[housefly]

"Rack'em up tight."

 

[SoloEqs]

Dammit, kid, I TOLD you not to go joyriding in the "Follow Me" jeep!

 

[SoloEqs]

General Savage would be so proud!

 

[rmlewisjr]

Stand down, You're NOT Free To Move About The Country

 

[MyassisDragon]

Would some please call and find out what airport this is!!
No , you call!!
I'm not gonna call, you call!!
No No, you call..........
I'm not gonna call, you call!!

 

[Old Geek]

"How much longer will this airport identification stand-down last?"

 

[X3 Skier]

"They really do need more than one deice station."

Cheers

 

[JohnAJohnson]

"I told you not to throw corn on the ramp!"