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This is directly from the Delmarva Irish American Club's website regarding tomorrow's planned festivities (yeah, I know, it's not 'til Wednesday, but they planned the parade for tomorrow):
2010 St. Patrick's Day Parade is Canceled

DUE TO THE HIGH WINDS AND HEAVY RAIN IT HAS BEEN DETERMINED THAT WE ARE UNABLE TO HOST THE 2010 ST. PATRICK'S DAY PARADE.

THE PARADE IS CANCELED BUT THE BARS ARE OPEN.
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Erin go bragh, and all that.
 
Ron Levy said:
This is directly from the Delmarva Irish American Club's website regarding tomorrow's planned festivities (yeah, I know, it's not 'til Wednesday, but they planned the parade for tomorrow):

Erin go bragh, and all that.
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Well, sheesh, the bars are open.... and that's what's really important. ;)

Erin go braless and all that. :D
 
Ron Levy said:
Erin go bragh, and all that.
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*Subject:* Two Irish Women.....
> >
> > Two women were sitting next to each other at a bar. After a
> > while one looks at the other and says, 'I can't help
> > but think, from listening to you, that you're from Ireland .
> >
> > The other woman responds proudly, 'Yes, I sure am!'
> >
> > The first one says, 'So am I! And where about in
> > Ireland are ya from ?
> >
> > The other woman answers, 'I'm from Dublin , I am
> >
> >
> > The first one responds, 'So, am I!! And what
> > street did you live on in Dublin ?'
> >
> > The other woman says, 'A lovely little area it was in
> > the west end. I lived on Warbury Street in the old central
> > part of town.'
> >
> > The first one says, 'Faith and it's a small world.
> > So did I! So did I! And what school did ya go to?'
> >
> > The other woman answers, 'Well now, I went to Holy
> > Heart of Mary, of course.'
> >
> > The first one gets really excited and says, 'And so
> > did I. Tell me,what year did you graduate?'
> >
> > The other woman answers, 'Well, now, let's see. I
> > graduated in 1964.'
> >
> > The first woman exclaims, 'The Good Lord must be
> > smiling down upon us ! I can hardly believe our good luck at
> > winding up in the same pub tonight. Can you believe
> > it, I graduated from Holy Heart of Mary in 1964 me self.
> >
> > About this time, Michael walks into the bar, sits down and
> > orders a beer.
> >
> > Brian, the bartender, walks over to Michael, shaking his
> > head and mutters,
> > 'It's going to be a long night
> > tonight.'
> >
> > Michael asks, ' Why do you say that, Brian?'
> > Brian answers,
> > The Murphy twins are drunk again.'
 
And I guess the one about the 2 Irishmen, the nun & the penguin should be private email....
 
murphey said:
And I guess the one about the 2 Irishmen, the nun & the penguin should be private email....
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...or you can click here. The G-rated version is...
Monaghan stumbled into Murphy's saloon, half crocked. "Say, Murphy," he says, "how tall is a penguin?"
"About two and a half feet," says Murphy
"T'ank God!" cried Monahan. "I t'ought I ran over a nun!"
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An Irishman is walking along a beach, and stumbles over an object in the sand. Upon closer examination, he finds it is a bottle. He rubs it and a Genie is let loose.

"AAH", says the Genie..." I been cooped up in this here bottle for several hundred years, so fer releasing me, I'll grant ye t'ree wishes" (It's an Irish Genie)

The Irishman thinks for a moment and declares, "I'd like a bottomless glass of Guinness,t'anks!" Immediately in front of him appears a beautiful glass of Guinness. He begins to drink away at it, and the level never goes down...

Seeing the Paddy was getting a bit tipsy already, the Genie wanted to get the other two wishes out of the way before he passed out. The Genie asks the Irishman what he'd like for his other two wishes.

"Why, I'd like two more of these, t'anks!"
 
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