Thanks to my mahvelous CFII, Jesse... I have joined the League of Temporary Airmen!!!
He sent a text asking "How's it going?" right after we finished up. The answer was...
"It would appear that I owe you beers for the rest of my life!" LOL!
I arrived about 20 minutes early to pre-flight the airplane and ultimately that was a mistake but not a disqualifying one. See, that broke my usual pre-flight routine and guess what I left in?
You got it. The chocks. Son-of-a...!
Shutdown, get out. Pull them. Breathe deep. Calm nerves. Climb back in. Start checklist ALL the way over. (Not going to miss anything else damnit!!)
Ride went pretty good. During taxi/run-up the DME was Tango Uniform. This wasnt what I wanted to see. We decided to wait and see. I can fly the ride without it but damn... Maybe rain got into the antenna connection. Crud.
Takeoff is good, DPE lets me leave my hood up a little longer than Jesse so I get ahead of stuff. Radios were mostly set on the ground, double check all.
First up was the VOR 17 vectors to the VOR then the procedure after holding and entry from the hold. (The "tricky" one with the course change at the VOR inbound is first. Okay. Let's get it out of the way. The ILS 18 and LOC 18 are marginally easier!)
Departure gives me the usual heading of 010 at 3000. Yay. Write it down but this is "normal" so far other than the DME which is still TU. Yay for Foreflight for situational awareness!
Over the VOR the DME springs to life. Don't trust it yet. Outbound for 45 seconds to see if we can null out the wind on the first lap. Southeast wind meant 30 degree intercept was shallow but I saw on Foreflight that it would work. Well over a minute inbound. And intercept close in. Alright now we know how much to fix it on the next lap.
Outbound we go, 30 seconds this time which means dorking with my timer in the turn. I hate that. Ha. Turn comes quick, a little over a minute. Out we go.
DPE has me ask Approach to get a clearance to start the VOR 17 on the inbound turn. Here we go!
Reset DG, it's a little off. That's better. Big correction angle on the roll out. Needle slow but coming in. Contact Tower. I'm behind a little on the descent but it's coming. Down we go.
Hit the VOR and led the turn to the left just a smudge because I know the left course correction happens fast at the VOR. Got it! On down we go.
Airplane sinks a tad and I catch it right at MDA. Damn! Too close. A little buffer now. Good. Time's up, missed approach!
Tower gives us the new heading of 210 and 3500. Up and right.
Vectors to final for the ILS. DME has been happy now for a while. Yay!
Brief out loud, vectors are a shallow intercept with the wind 3 miles from the marker. DPE has sneakily turned the Marker audio off or just got tired of listening to it over the beacon on the last Approach. I turn it back on.
Needle centered now marker beacon starts beeping. Time to go down. DPE seems mildly miffed about something but he says he'll explain later. Ok.
Down we go. I chase left/right just a little bit. Not my best ILS but within standards. Not my worst either. DA, DPE says land. Remind myself this is the 200 foot wide runway, watch the flare! Touch and go. Climbing. Tower calls for right to 210 and 3000. Over to Departure.
DPE asks me to ask for a block altitude. Approach says "maintain VFR" with no restrictions. Past the airport northbound on vectors the DPE says "put your head in your lap."
He takes the airplane. Maneuvers. Here comes unusual attitudes. Head up. We're almost 90 off course in a descending left turn. Recover smartly to straight and level, establish a climbing right turn back to assigned heading. Piece of cake!
Brief the LOC 18. DPE asks me to request that with a Circle to Land 17. Okey dokey!
Here's where it gets a little funky. I learn why later. DPE asks me to reconfigure the aircraft for 17" MP and 10 flaps while outbound and "just fly it". Okay... 110 knots or so.
Controller turns us inbound (technically early because they change the approach plate since I was here last and the turn is depicted 12 miles out for the jets now. Nobody in Cessnas goes out that far, they vector you around the corner early. We even called Omaha Approach a few days ago and asked what they intended with that change. They don't really want slow aircraft doing a cross country at 90 knots.)
Somewhere in here he covered the DG and AI. Now I'm busy. New configuration. He also tells me to forget using my "egg timer" and to use the panel click on this one. Ouch. That thing is tiny and hard to read! I say "ok".
Inbound vector. Intercept. 6 miles out. Good. A little time at this faster speed to stabilize. Thank goodness. I joke that if the DPE can do this at 160, I can do it at 110. He laughs.
Looks good! Cool! Airplane feels tipped forward from the Approach flaps. I chase a little with pitch but manage to stay high. Good!
Over the marker the DPE is playing with high/low sensitivity setting on the marker beacon. It pops on beeping when he throws it to high. Okay down we go.
Reach for my "egg timer". He laughs and says "no". Argh! Note the sweep hand on the panel clock. Thank God Foreflight is there too. Pull power to 90 knot descent. He says, "leave it at 15 inches". Oh! Okay, quick re-look at speeds and guesstimate a 110 knot time that'll have me missed slightly early. Busy!
Down we come. Hauling butt. Well, for me anyway. Needle is hanging in there nicely. Yay. Level off and fart with the trim to get it not to go below. Whew!
Level for a bit, he says, hood up, land on 17. Holy crap. Almost finished and no "bad words" from the right seat yet.
Don't go below until you've move over there Nate I'm repeating to myself. Hold altitude. Left turn. Lined up. Okay power off, full flaps. Way high. Stick a slip in. He says "aww, you won't need that..." and chuckles. Round out, flare, touchdown a little past the markers. (I knew I needed that slip. Damn STOL kit floats!). Left crosswind... Rack the ailerons to the left stops.
He says nice things about my crosswind technique. Yay. (Nice to get some flowers.)
Taxi in. Shut down.
Review starts. No surprises. He then explains two things.
Marker beacon receiver is not sensitive enough on low, but starts too early on high. You're not quite there yet. Have it checked. "Yes sir!"
"Whoever put the STOL kit on this airplane didn't do you any favors. When you get slightly slow you can't correct it with pitch alone, I noticed you have to add a little power and then take it off again. It's not stable at 90 knots. Did you notice how much better it was with 10 flap and the higher power setting?"
Now that I think about it, yes.
"Do that. Go practice it. Fly your approaches faster with approach flaps out. It holds speed nicely at 18-19" MP."
A little more chit chat about the STOL and I pointed out no stall horn after all that slowing. He agrees. "It's great for one purpose, short and slow. But it's messing with you at 90 knots. Fly it a little faster, I think you'll like it."
He reaches out his hand across the cockpit and says, "Congratulations!"
I about jump out of the airplane. Yee haw!
We walk past a Duke on the way into the terminal and pause to talk. He has nothing nice to say about the Duke. "People buy these because they look sexy." Agreed.
Inside the FBO PC has decided it's not on the network. I ask to fix it. ipconfig /release ; ipconfig /renew - damn thing. It gets an address and I pull up IACRA.
Type type click. Wake up the printer. Temporary Airman Certificate comes out. Holy crap! It's done!
We chat a little more and he says he has a Private ride to give. Thank you's and pleasantries and I'm standing there with a disorganized pile of logbook, certificate, charts, and crud with a huge grin on my face.
Whoo hoo!!!