OK. The 3 million Dollar Question

SixPapaCharlie

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Can one of you give me 3 million dollars?
 
I will give you one million dollars if...
 
6pc aren't you the one who coined the phrase "I'm not gay but 20$ is 20$"


Lol
 
My dad said he was working on his second million. He gave up on the first because it was too hard...
 
Send me 6 million, and I will give you 3 million. Wait, wait, that won't work......, then we will have both lost 3 million dollars....
 
6PC, how do we know you are worthy and responsible enough to handle that amount of money?
 
I passed 3 hours of macro economics in college.

Hmmmm. What else? That's really all I got.
 
Can one of you give me 3 million dollars?

I can't. But I found someone who will:


FROM THE DESK OF: MR SAMULL BAYO.

DAIMOND BANK OF AFRICAN COTONOU, BENIN REPUBLIC.


ATTENTION:

I am Mr samull bayoForeign Remmitance Director of DIAMOND of BANK Africa. in the capital city of cotonou de Benin republic.

This is a very confidential proposition for you. On November 15th, 2013, a Brazilian Oil consultant/contractor with the Benenoise Solid Minerals Corporation, Mr.Mauricio Jose De Matos made a numbered time (Fixed) Deposit for twelve calendar months, valued at US$12,000,000.00 (Twelve Million Dollars only) in my branch.

Upon maturity on November 14th, 2014 as his Credit Officer, I sent a routine notification to his forwarding address but got no reply. After a month, we sent a reminder and finally i discovered from his contract employers, the Benenoise Solid Minerals Corporation that Mr.Mauricio Jose De Matos died on an Air Crash.

Further investigations,and all attempts to trace his next of kin was fruitless. Again,I made further investigation and discovered that Mr.Matos did not declare any kin or relations in all his official documents, including his Bank Deposit paperwork in my Bank.

This sum of US$8,000,000.00 is still sitting in my Bank No one will ever come forward to claim it. According to the International Banking ethics,codes and Laws, at the expiration of 2(Two) years, the money will revert to the ownership of the Benin Government if nobody applies to claim the fund.

Consequently, my proposal is that I will like you as a foreigner to stand in as the next of kin to Mr.Mauricio Jose De Matos. This is simple, I will like you to respond immediately with your full names and address so that we will prepare the necessary documents and affidavits that will put you in place as the next of kin. A bank account in any part of the world that you will provide will then facilitate the transfer of this money to you as the beneficiary/next of kin. The money will be paid into your account for us to share in the ratio of 70% for me and some of my colleagues who are aware of this transaction and 25% for you and 5% for Expenses Incurred in the course of the transaction

There is no risk at all as all the paperwork for this transaction will be done by my colleagues and with my position as the Foreign Remmitance Director guarantees the successful execution of this transaction.

Upon your response, I shall then provide you with more details and relevant documents that will help you understand the transaction. Please send me your confidential telephone and fax numbers for easy communication. You should observe utmost confidentiality, and be rest assured that this transaction would be most profitable for both of us because I shall require your assistance to invest my share in your country.

Awaiting your urgent reply.

Thanks and regards.

Samull Bayo
 
Which one of you bastards killed Mr. Mauricio on an Air Crash? Who did it?!
 
Which one of you bastards killed Mr. Mauricio on an Air Crash? Who did it?!

That'll teach him for not flying on a Cirrus with a red handle, like 6PC's avatar...:)
 
Can one of you give me 3 million dollars?

According to the other threads, all you have to do is pee in a bottle and take a dump in your flight bag while flying. Easy!

Oh, and post it on YouTube. Definitely post it.
 
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