Next time you go flying...

EdFred

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...do me a favor and when you make a request from ATC, make it in lolcats.

Im in ur airspace sqwakin ur code
I can haz the option?

bonus points if you can get recorded on liveatc.

kthxbai
 
WTF?! Lolcat? First I ever heard of it. Man I am really, really, really out of touch. Until my kids become teenagers, that is.:confused:
 
Even more funny is this: http://lolcode.com/

Yes, it is a real programming language, and yes I've seen someone write a website using it.

A simple IF, THEN, ELSE using LOLCODE
Code:
HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
I HAS A VAR
GIMMEH VAR
IZ VAR BIGGER THAN 10?
    YARLY
        BTW this is true
        VISIBLE "BIG NUMBER!"
    NOWAI
        BTW this is false
        VISIBLE "LITTLE NUMBER!"
    KTHX
KTHXBYE

List of people that have implemented it:
http://lolcode.com/implementations/implementations
 
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This sounds like some of the script written for Jackie Gleason in "Smokey and the bandit."
 
Read this and compare it to the real Genesis 1.

http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Genesis_1

Then adapt your callups and requests to reflect the lolcat language.

I can haz direc? Giv me vektorz. Iz bmpy hear, I go lower.

Try translating "Turn left heading 0-6-0, maintain 2,500 until established, cleared for the ILS 4R; maintain 190 knots until DOOIN. Contact the Tower 118.3, good day."
 
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I can haz direc? Giv me vektorz. Iz bmpy hear, I go lower.

Try translating "Turn left heading 0-6-0, maintain 2,500 until established, cleared for the ILS 4R; maintain 190 knots until DOOIN. Contact the Tower 118.3, good day."

u turnz norfeast. staiz at two'n haf. den get linzed up. don' go tooz fast til DOOIN. den talk manz in glass. kthxbai.
 
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u turnz norfeast. staiz at two'n haf. den get linzed up. don' go tooz fast til DOOIN. den talk manz in glass. kthxbai.

That is excellent! You are truly a master of this craft! Now...care to put all that to pictures :ihih:.
 
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