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I think I am going to start my own line of flight schools. I am going to launch this school in direct competition with an unnamed individual that caused the evacuation of the US Capitol building who has his own line of schools. The name of this venture: Frederick Aviation Group. I need some corporate phrases to help market this venture. Here's what I have so far.

"Get your ass up in the air."

What do you think?
Any other suggestions?
 
I don't know Ed but how about

For a different flying adventure than you're used to try FAG flying?
 
Well I think the first thing you are going to need is a cool website. Perhaps start with emulating the Beapilot.com with your very own http://www.BeaFAG.com web site would be a cool URL. And probabl a good motto as well

On it you should have groovy video CODECs and Bitchin' Search Engine Optimized Technology.

Then you should define what your philosphy i tell the world exactly what F.A.G.ism is to aviation. Also post a few pictures of the F.A.G. staff along with airplanes modified to show a F.A.G. logo.
 
smigaldi said:
Then you should define what your philosphy i tell the world exactly what F.A.G.ism is to aviation. Also post a few pictures of the F.A.G. staff along with airplanes modified to show a F.A.G. logo.
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This I have GOT to see. Hmmm, its says no Grummans. Oh well. :D
 
You should only use "Dramahawks" as your primary trainers.

Paint them in Rainbow colors so they are easy to see and have streamers trailing from the wingtips so the students can see the effects of wake turbulence.

Man if someone could photoshop one of these for an example.. that would be CLASSIC! :D:D:D
 
James_Dean said:
I'd suggest this place for uniform selection.

www.internationalmale.com


I'd vote for this.

http://www.internationalmale.com/product.asp?product=DV90LNVzz&dept%5Fid=10470&An=101&A=&Au=RollupKey



James Dean
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I liked what you chose but maybe the instructors should wear something like this since it will be hot in the cockpit. Plus this looks a little more professional.

http://www.internationalmale.com/product.asp?product=CA259LBAzz&dept%5Fid=10043&An=101&A=&Au=RollupKey
 
Darrell111 said:
You should only use "Dramahawks" as your primary trainers.

Paint them in Rainbow colors so they are easy to see and have streamers trailing from the wingtips so the students can see the effects of wake turbulence.

Man if someone could photoshop one of these for an example.. that would be CLASSIC! :D:D:D
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I have seen this plane in person, http://www.wisconsinaviation.com/acsales/specs70chero.html, note the colors!
It would be perfect for F.A.G.
 
Fartin' Aviation Group? I know I am changing the first word, but it sounds... somehow... better, more... right.

> It's a gas up here!
> We're lighter than air.
> With F.A.G., no worries about hangar rash- but watch out for rug-burn!
> Moon from our Mooneys at F.A.G.
 
I like it Ed.

"In order to be a FAG qualified pilot, each individual must go through a rigorous "train"ing program, in which each of our highly motivated instructors gets a go at the student."
 
SkyHog said:
I like it Ed.

"In order to be a FAG qualified pilot, each individual must go through a rigorous "train"ing program, in which each of our highly motivated instructors gets a go at the student."
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wow!!! hahahahaha
 
Darrell111 said:
You should only use "Dramahawks" as your primary trainers.

Paint them in Rainbow colors so they are easy to see and have streamers trailing from the wingtips so the students can see the effects of wake turbulence.

Man if someone could photoshop one of these for an example.. that would be CLASSIC! :D:D:D
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And for multiengine training you can use Queenairs :rofl:
 
I've already shut down one thread for making anti-homosexual references. If I have to shut down another one, there WILL be suspensions.
 
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