My Mile High Instructor
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Jay Honeck
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This post is politically incorrect, and demeaning to the female pilots here. Yet, strangely, I find it oddly refreshing.
"Neaderthal is me, sorry..."
"Neaderthal is me, sorry..."
ClimbnSink
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This post is politically incorrect, and demeaning to the female pilots here. Yet, strangely, I find it oddly refreshing.
"Neaderthal is me, sorry..."
Cause they ain't as pretty. Don't go messing up girl pilot's sausage fest with good looking women. You know that is a perfect pitch for recruiting women pilots. Of course you'd have to be more subtle then saying lots of sausage, not much competition.
JeffDG
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Ahhh...the folks who get called to a meeting with HR and insist that harass is two words.
denverpilot
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David Clarks. Poor girl. According to PoA we now know the photographer was an old fart. Everyone knows it's better to send Lightspeeds back for "awesome customer service" free repairs every year.
We also know the photographer is broke because PoA tells us that if you're not flying Lightspeeds the only other option is the most expensive Bose headset currently available.
And judging by the Customs stickers, the pilot has been too broke to go outside the country since 2009.
DCs, no 2010-2013 stickers, can't afford clothes for the poor girl. Times is hard I tell ya. Times is so hard.
We also know the photographer is broke because PoA tells us that if you're not flying Lightspeeds the only other option is the most expensive Bose headset currently available.
And judging by the Customs stickers, the pilot has been too broke to go outside the country since 2009.
DCs, no 2010-2013 stickers, can't afford clothes for the poor girl. Times is hard I tell ya. Times is so hard.
My Mile High instructor on my BFR. She always keep me a breast on the latest techniques.
You're a lucky man. I'm looking for a flight instructor, may I have her #?
Thanks,
Chuck
tmyers
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1-800-Dream-On!
tmyers
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That number is not one of a flight instructor. The recipient on the phone didn't speak english too well......
-Chuck
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If my hearing serves me well, I believe 'it' was of Indian descent....definitely not the instructor I'm looking for.
-Chuck
e.pie
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Only if she's 5'3"
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ktup-flyer
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Holy......what's her number?!?!?!
Old Geek
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Everything is fun and games until you end up inverted and playing with your joystick...
867-5309. Tell her you're a friend of Tommy Tutone.
Capt. Geoffrey Thorpe
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(*&%$^%$* Now I have that ******* song running through my head.
I'm going to make you pay...
It's a small world after all.
It's a small world after all.
It's a small world after all.
It's a small, small, world.
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I see your small world and raise you Gilligans Island
"Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of a fateful trip
That started from this tropic port
Aboard this tiny ship........"
jtheune
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ARGGGGGGGGGGG!
ClimbnSink
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All you need to do is finish the song and it will stop. If you don't know the song just play it off the interwebz. If that doesn't work come up with a plan to finish the song, should fool your brain into letting it go. Your welcome.
Capt. Geoffrey Thorpe
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This is the song that never ends.
It just goes on and on my friends.
Some people started singing it not knowing what it was,
And they'll continue singing it forever just because . . .
This is the song that doesn't end.
Yes, it goes on and on my friend.
Some people started singing it not knowing what it was,
And they'll continue singing it forever just because . . .
Tristar
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*shakes head and rolls eyes*
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you son of a....
Lawreston
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Donkey!
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Julie and I joined the MHC on a flight to Paris. It was a 777 and when we came out everyone clapped.
I was sooo embarrassed! We didn't think that part through
But to my lady's credit, she just smiled and said this is a trip of a lifetime ! !
I was sooo embarrassed! We didn't think that part through
But to my lady's credit, she just smiled and said this is a trip of a lifetime ! !
MrManH
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Julie and I joined the MHC on a flight to Paris. It was a 777 and when we came out everyone clapped.
I was sooo embarrassed! We didn't think that part through
But to my lady's credit, she just smiled and said this is a trip of a lifetime ! !
I hope that's not the United 777 I'll be on next month
Hope you have a good autopilot. You're gonna need it!
StevieTimes
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If I could turn back time
If I could find a way
I'd take back those words that hurt you
And you'd stay
If I could reach the stars
I'd give them all to you
Then you'd love me, love me
Like you used to do
If I could turn back time
If I could find a way
I'd take back those words that hurt you
And you'd stay
If I could reach the stars
I'd give them all to you
Then you'd love me, love me
Like you used to do
If I could turn back time
Babe I want the stars out of the sky
And I want you to give 'em to me
RIGHT NOW! RIGHT NOW!
And I want you to give 'em to me
RIGHT NOW! RIGHT NOW!