My ladyfriend smells like smoked meats

Maybe a "smoked-meat smelling, big breasted nerd" is the best you can do. If so, I wouldn't be complaining. She is a cute girl!
 
signu127 said:
Maybe a "smoked-meat smelling, big breasted nerd" is the best you can do. If so, I wouldn't be complaining. She is a cute girl!
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As for the undesirable qualities a girl can have (and everyone has undesirable
qualities), 'smoked meat smell' does not rate high on the list. Crack smoking, tobacco chewing, now we have a problem....:rofl:
 
I totally understand. Waaaaaaay back in college my girlfriend was a nursing student. A couple days a week she came home smelling of DEAD PEOPLE! :yikes: Well, OK not necessarily dead people but the chemicals the dead people are embalmed with. I'll take smoked meat over that any day!
 
signu127 said:
Maybe a "smoked-meat smelling, big breasted nerd" is the best you can do. If so, I wouldn't be complaining. She is a cute girl!
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To some people I'm a weak 2, but to others I'm a strong 3.
 
Henning said:
As for the undesirable qualities a girl can have (and everyone has undesirable
qualities), 'smoked meat smell' does not rate high on the list. Crack smoking, tobacco chewing, now we have a problem....:rofl:
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I agree! I don't smoke and I don't care for the odor people carry around on them who do smoke. Just my luck, the last 2 women I dated were both smokers who quit smoking after I told them I would not date a smoker. Worked out good for me.
 
DavidWhite said:
To some people I'm a weak 2, but to others I'm a strong 3.
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Even with a smoked deduction she appears a strong 5, since she'll date you that bumps her another point and a half, if she's a freak in the sack that puts her to an 8 or better depending on specialized skills.
 
signu127 said:
Maybe a "smoked-meat smelling, big breasted nerd" is the best you can do. If so, I wouldn't be complaining. She is a cute girl!
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Talk about first-world problems......

I married a tomboy with hints of girly-girl, it's worked out well. She is tomboy enough to love OSH, the girly-girl is just enough to prevent camping on site. That's a good trade....

Low maintenance is good, son. Henning's Ferrari analogy is spot on.
 
DavidWhite said:
I like her I guess....but she works at a deli and smells like smoked meats ALL THE TIME. It seriously makes me nauseous sometimes - what can I do? I've talked to her about it and nothing changes. I'm tired of it.
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David... you've been going out with her for how long?

Seriously, dude, start off every date with a shower, together. It's a win, win, win.
 
TMetzinger said:
David... you've been going out with her for how long?

Seriously, dude, start off every date with a shower, together. It's a win, win, win.
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Like 3 weeks. Not very long. Not that I am opposed to group showers but it doesn't do a guy any good if she slips back on the same stinky clothes.
 
DavidWhite said:
To be fair, I took that picture with the intention of posting it on Facebook (which is also public)

I always forget that PoA is public and not sitting in a room talking with my friends like the PB.
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Right. Just to give you an idea of how easy it is to peer into others' lives with social media...


Not exactly the same situation...but still. I've always been told "if you don't want it on the front page of the Washington Post, don't mention it online."
 
DavidWhite said:
To be completely frank (see what I did there? hurr hurr) I just don't know if I can beat to it. She's not very girly-girly and that kinda bugs me. Never wears perfume, doesn't really care what she wears (which is why she wears meat-clothes to my house) and just generally doesn't care.
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Sounds like my kinds girl, probably won't try to turn you into a popped collar pink izod shirt wearing potted plant. Not caring what she wears bothers you? Call me after 10 years worth of hearin"how does this look?" For 45 minutes before you can depart for a Walmart run.
 
DavidWhite said:
Like 3 weeks. Not very long. Not that I am opposed to group showers but it doesn't do a guy any good if she slips back on the same stinky clothes.
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So take her out and buys her a couple outfits to wear at your place. Keep them clean she will think your a God.

And forget tryin to convince me she already thinks that, :rofl:
 
bartmc said:
Sounds like my kinds girl, probably won't try to turn you into a popped collar pink izod shirt wearing potted plant. Not caring what she wears bothers you? Call me after 10 years worth of hearin"does this make my butt look big?" For 45 minutes before you can depart for a Walmart run.
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FTFY!!!
 
Found her!
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Become a man. Real men love the smell of smoked deli meat.

Seriously though, talk to her about it. Make sure she understands that it's not her fault, and that you're not criticizing her. See if she would mind taking a shower (with you, even!) when she comes over after work. See if she'll leave some clothes at your place to slip in to that don't have that meat smell.
 
Sometimes all it takes is, "You know, you smell like work. Do you mind changing?"
 
GCA319 said:
I tried some of my uncle's when I was 16 and all out of smokes and accidently swallowed some. I don't think I've ever been sicker in my life.
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Yeah, that's nasty stuff to swallow, used to make me gag when I'd see my buddy swallow it, and he always did.:yikes: Tractor cab is just too small to smoke in though, so I would chew Levi Garrett.
 
DavidWhite said:
Like 3 weeks. Not very long. Not that I am opposed to group showers but it doesn't do a guy any good if she slips back on the same stinky clothes.
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Like I said, get her some clothes, she'll not only like that (just make damned sure they fit), she may even get the hint. The other option is to stay naked.
 
I sure hope you're yankin' our collective chain

Is she in on this thread? Maybe she even started it herself. If not, you are doomed, and not just with her.:yikes:
 
DavidWhite said:
Like 3 weeks. Not very long. Not that I am opposed to group showers but it doesn't do a guy any good if she slips back on the same stinky clothes.
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You're only three weeks in? Dude, now's the time to speak up, as opposed to, say, your ten year wedding anniversary that you spend planning while chasing away the thoughts in your head about how great life was when you were single.

You wait too late and you're headed for the dreaded, "you didn't mind it before" reply.
 
3 weeks in and you are talking about stocking your place with clothes for her? She might take that the wrong way. She will either run or become a Stage 5 Clinger.
 
Re: I sure hope you're yankin' our collective chain

Stevel said:
... you are doomed, and not just with her.:yikes:
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Oh, yes. :rofl:

David's future hookups will definitely know what to expect. With every post this thread floats to the top of Google's rank.

Currently the second item on the #1 hit, just by adding "pilot" to his name.

The POA site is linked in well. There are many business that would pay for this search ranking exposure. :yes:

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