Ray, thanks for coming here and straightening us all out.
If you've gotten surprised by a missed approach and are just figuring out where to go and then lose your coms, I guess your 30 plus years in the Rockies has been for naught.
When I get weather prior to an approach and I think there's even a chance of goig missed, I get the weather for all of the surrounding airports that I my want to go. I'll then tell the controller,"if I don't get in here, I'll want to head to airport B".
As other credible sources stated, you are not required to, or expected to go to your alternate. Going to your alternate may be your best option, but there may also be closer airports that are above minimums, but where not legal as
alternates when you filed. As far as ATC is concerned, they don't care where you go, but they want you on the ground as soon as possible so they can end their NORDO aircraft procedures and move on with there day.
You really should know who your audience is before you start calling everyone a bunch of weekend warriors. Stick around, and you will learn Ron and
Bruce's credentials. I think Steve had to tell you 3 or 4 times that he IS a
controller before you stopped telling him to call a controller. Please hang
around, it's a good group here. Realize that there is a very diverse group
from student to ATP and military.