Mike Ditka Lets One Rip on ESPN

Damn

It says a lot about a forum when someone that joined 6 years ago, has only 23 posts, and starts a thread about farting.

I love this place!!!
 
Da Coach looked proud of that one.

Let's bring it back to aviation, now. You never have to worry about ripping one in the cockpit. Nobody will hear it.
 
I'm a better listener than I am a talker, but when I saw this I just couldn't resist.
 
SixPapaCharlie said:
Damn

It says a lot about a forum when someone that joined 6 years ago, has only 23 posts, and starts a thread about farting.

I love this place!!!
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I think it's nice that out of all the places he could have posted, he chose us. Way to go.
 
I must be easily amused.
 
He was a great coach,now and then you have to let your true feeling be known.
 
In all fairness to Coach Ditka, here is his response:

“It wasn’t me,” Ditka said, per the Chicago Sun-Times. “Believe me, I’m to the point in my life where it doesn’t matter. One day I’ll be happy if I can leave a fart. Right now, it wasn’t me. “I don’t care what they think. They can think anything they want.”
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One look at Chris Carter's face and we know what he thinks. He was sitting right next to him.
 
"Doc, I have this problem with silent gas emissions...."

"OK, first thing we'll do is get your hearing checked."

:D
 
MauleSkinner said:
"Doc, I have this problem with silent gas emissions...."

"OK, first thing we'll do is get your hearing checked."

:D
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There are 8 kinds of farts:

A Fizz, A Fuzz, A Fizzyfuzz, Tally poot, a Tear Ass, Rafter Ringer, Mountain Mover and A woooom!

A tally poot in the last fart in a series.
 
Kelvin said:
There are 8 kinds of farts:

A Fizz, A Fuzz, A Fizzyfuzz, Tally poot, a Tear Ass, Rafter Ringer, Mountain Mover and A woooom!

A tally poot in the last fart in a series.
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I like your list, but I learned that there were only 7 kinds of farts:

Fizz
Fuzz
Fizz & Fuzz
Poot
Poot & Poot
A$$cracker
Rattler
 
I reckon this is perdy good....


 
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