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Touchdown! Greaser!
Crazy stuff here last night.
Some wack job in a red suit did a home invasion in my living room last night, and wouldn't freeze when I had him at gunpoint.
Coroner is here, cops, press. What a mess. Lawyer says I shouldn't be posting this.
Idiot left a bunch of reindeer on my roof too, but at least we'll have venison this year.
Gotta run, going to have to go see if the homeowners insurance company will believe why I need a new roof...
Gonna be a few disappointed kids.
When I was a kid a watched Santa make a hole in the ground when his chute didn't open.
I was 4-5 and my mom took us to this shopping center where Santa was gonna jump from an airplane and land in the parking lot. We watched Santa hit terminal velocity (pun intended) while his helpers chutes opened up fine. Needless to say mom had some explaining to do. One of the helpers quickly was promoted to Santa as the coroner arrived. I am still traumatized.
A year or two later, at the same shopping center Santa robbed a bank. I could not figure out why they didn't just arrest Santa sitting in the chair at the other mall. It was obvious to me he robbed the bank on his lunch break.
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