Merry Christmas Y'all!

Merry Christmas!
 
Where’s the Monkey partying this Christmas?

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(Not mine...)
 
AKBill said:
No did not miss the boat, waiting for it to get here. Storm in Gulf of AK delayed departure to Bellingham.
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Do you board in Seattle or Bellingham. ?
 
SixPapaCharlie said:
Took my dogs for a walk today. Got some funny looks. Must be my hat.
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It's not you. It's the dogs. People were expecting you to be exercising the reindeer.

Merry Christmas everyone! And all I am asking for from Santa is to be able to once again congregate in large gatherings with family & friends in 2021.
 
Merry Christmas to all. At least at my house, this is way far from my worst. The bad one was 63 years ago, details not forthcoming.

My very practical grandson just called to see if I could give him a spare pair of pliers to keep in his car, the plastic handle broke of the hood release. The whole cable core and sheath are a unit. He isn't going to do that until warm weather returns.

He gets a very old, genuine Utica pair, probably inherited from my Dad. May put a ribbon on them.
 

The Day After Christmas

by Anonymous
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It's one day after Christmas
I'm crabby and I'm broke.
I'm so full of ham and fruitcake
I think I'm gonna croak.

It's nice to see the relatives
I wonder when they'll leave.
They've been camping in my bathroom
since early Christmas Eve.

They're eating everything in sight
and sleeping in my bed.
I been sacked out in the basement
with my spotted beagle, Fred.

The relatives have all gone out
and left their screaming brats.
The toilet bowl is all plugged up
and I can't find the cat.

It's Christmastime at my house,
the relatives are here.
They eat me out of house and home.
and drink up all my beer.

I love the decorations,
and the sleigh bells in the snow
But I wish those pesky relatives
would take their kids and go.

Those cookie crunchers fed the dog
a twenty pound rib of roast.
His feet are sticking in the air
like skinny old fence posts.

Now they're in a free-for-all,
the girls against the boys.
They're fighting over boxes
'cause they're bored with all their toys

My mother-in-law is snoring
in my favorite TV chair.
Those kids are stringing lights on her
and tinseling her hair

I oughta wake her up
before the fireworks begin.
But I wanna see those blue sparks fly
when they plug her in.

 
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