Meet The Cast of Redneck Housewives!

They couldn't have picked a better state to represent this. :D
 
I'm afraid to opine. So will not say second row on the right.
 
Bunch of posers. I vote for Augusta "Gusty" Willihan. -Skip



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Standing over one of her many trophy mule deer, subsistence-and-sport huntress “Gusty” Wallihan appears every inch the frontier matron with her dressy bonnet, prairie-pattern cartridge belt, floral-em broidered gauntlets, hunting knife, and Remington-Hepburn rifle. 1895
 
I was engaged to a girl from Alabama. She was real cute little thing. I mean little. She was 4' 8" tall and at 90 pounds the wind could blow her all over.

But, the wedge that drove us apart was that she did not want to leave home. At 36 she was still living in her parents home. She wanted to get married and then we would move a single wide in her parents back yard. I was still working and living in Alaska and she did not want to go there. We never came to an agreement on where to live so we eventually parted ways.

She probably married the assistant manager for produce at the local Piggly Wiggly and is living in her parents back yard now.
 
Zeldman said:
I was engaged to a girl from Alabama. She was real cute little thing. I mean little. She was 4' 8" tall and at 90 pounds the wind could blow her all over.

But, the wedge that drove us apart was that she did not want to leave home. At 36 she was still living in her parents home. She wanted to get married and then we would move a single wide in her parents back yard. I was still working and living in Alaska and she did not want to go there. We never came to an agreement on where to live so we eventually parted ways.

She probably married the assistant manager for produce at the local Piggly Wiggly and is living in her parents back yard now.
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Sounds like a good move on your part. You don't want to live in a tornado magnet in Alabama. And definitely not in her parents back yard. Plus you'd have to muffle hers cries of joy when y'all had relations so her father didn't come running with his shotgun. :happydance:
 
mscard88 said:
Sounds like a good move on your part. You don't want to live in a tornado magnet in Alabama. And definitely not in her parents back yard. Plus you'd have to muffle hers cries of joy when y'all had relations so her father didn't come running with his shotgun. :happydance:
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Since he was the sheriff, he had a few guns.....
 
Zeldman said:
Since he was the sheriff, he had a few guns.....
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Damn, you passed on a southern Sheriff's daughter? You coulda been running all the booze and dope in the county...
 
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