eman1200 is here. sometimes. occasionally. hesitantly. but here.
I decided to take the entire month of November off from alcohol and most of the month off from PoA. mostly because I was having too much fun with one, and the other was reduced to not much fun at all. so I gave them both up for a while. not a drop of booze for 30 days. holy f*#k that's boring. hallelujah, it's December! oddly enough, I was not drunk when I typed this post. but the more important thing is what eman1200 has been up to. let me get you up to speed.
as we all know, the holidays are coming up. the gift lists are piling up. the ideas are running out. "sac socks", I thought. you can never go wrong with sac socks as gifts. wait, you didn't think I meant to actually WEAR them, did you? cause I mean that's just crazy talk. so on the hunt I went.
in my quest for the perfect sac socks, be them genuine or replicas, new or used, I stumbled upon ebay. within all the ebay categories I stumbled upon 'Everything Else'. to my delight, the very last sub-category of the final grouping of all the categories on ebay, was "Weird Stuff" (this image was obviously before I clicked on 'adult only'):
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well, that's not all! unbeknownst to eman, ebay has different levels of weird stuff. subcategories include 'Slightly Unusual Stuffs' (you read that right, apparently the plural of stuff is stuffs), 'Really Weird Stuffs', and 'Totally Bizarre Stuff'. for some reason it appeared that there was only one totally bizarre stuff, not multiple stuffs. but I was wrong:
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after thumbing through pages and pages of weird stuffs, on the very last page, the second-to-last item, it was finally revealed what I had been searching for all this time. without further ados (that's the plural of 'ado', right?) I present my, uh, present to you all (assuming I'm the high bidder, of course [go ahead, enter joke about being the 'high' bidder here]), the "Money SackSock with Smiley Face and Stab Holes":
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now that's what I call some seriously weird stuffs. I'm including the link to the auction just in case you want to try to outbid me.
some seriously weird ****s
I wonder if he has the matching sock to go with it?
ok, now it's gotta be 5 o'clock somewhere, time for a drink WOOHOOO!!!