Life of an Airline Pilot. British Humor style

Allen C

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I'll admit, my other dream would be to fly and be paid for it. Those of you who do will certainly get a kick out of this.




Best line: "I'll be in my office if you need to reach my mobile."
 
I'll admit, my other dream would be to fly and be paid for it.

After watching that, my new dream is to do dry British humor! That was hilarious!

I disagree with your best line, though!
"If we experience anything abnormal..." "Like you"
hahahahahhahaha!! I was in stitches!
 
:rofl::rofl::rofl:

I love British humor, that was just great.

I think the best part was in the first video, as they have the camera from the outside, you see the shadow of an airplane going backwards on take-off. Look carefully, it's flying in reverse.
 
:rofl::rofl::rofl:

I love British humor, that was just great.

I think the best part was in the first video, as they have the camera from the outside, you see the shadow of an airplane going backwards on take-off. Look carefully, it's flying in reverse.


I caught that as well. If you watch the evening news reports every once in a while you will catch that they play video of fire in reverse. :rofl:
 
Great line: "Airplanes fly on theory. Without the theory they would just fall out of the sky wouldn't they." :rofl::rofl:
 
LOL!!! This is Spinal Tap meets Airplane. Brilliant!!
I like the bit about the harness... :D
 
That is excellent! Thanks for finding it. Kept expecting to see John Cleese as one of the passengers.

I can do that job, maybe time for a career change.

Gary
 
Pilot: "We are not allowed to have the same meal incase one of us were to get sick you see."

BBC: "What about the crew?"

Pilot: "We can't have the same of of them either."

:rofl:
 
LOL!

"See that little aircraft there? Well, if I press this button on the control column I can shoot it down!"
 
"In the end, perhaps computers will replace pilots automatically. In the mean time, it's reassuring for people like us to know that when we fly, our destinies are in the hands of human beings with real human strengths. But absolutely no weaknesses of any kind at all, implied or intended; or likenesses of any kind whatsoever to existing people, whether living, dead, or accidental."

hahaha, that was great
 
"You don't, em, actually have to salute"!

"you're not a nervous flyer at all, are you?"
 
The frames where the flight attendent served someone coffee and the next person tea out of the same pot was cute.
 
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