Joke from my friend at Pratt Whitney

[HPNFlyGirl]

Texas Hospitality

Dallas ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 091101-- You are cleared to land Eastbound
on runway 180R."

Saudi Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on runway
180R. Allah be Praised!"

Dallas ATC: "Tower to Egypt Air 091102-- You are cleared to land Westbound
on runway 180R."

Egypt Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land on runway 180R.
God is Great."

Pause: Static----------

Saudi Air: "DALLAS ATC! DALLAS ATC!!!"

Dallas ATC: "Go ahead Saudi?"

Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY!!!
INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!!!

Dallas ATC: "Y'all be careful now....hear?"

 

[Charinida]

Ooooooh, P.C. cruel... But funny.

Liked that...

 

[EdFred]

Where the heck is runway 180R ??

 

[HPNFlyGirl]

Ed Fred,

They are from Texas. They make thier own runways.

 

[Ken Ibold]

Where the heck is runway 180R ??

Yeah, but editing aviation jokes to have them make sense to pilots ... where's the fun in that????

 

[flyingcheesehead]

Where the heck is runway 180R ??

And if it was supposed to be 18R... Well, landing eastbound and westbound would be pretty difficult anyway!

 

[sshekels]

Picky, Picky....

Good Joke!

 

[silver-eagle]

"Damned short runway, but look how wide it is."

 

[Len Lanetti]

Texas Hospitality

Dallas ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 091101-- You are cleared to land on runway one - zero."

Saudi Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on runway
one - zero. Allah be Praised!"

Dallas ATC: "Tower to Egypt Air 091102-- You are cleared to land on runway two - eight."

Egypt Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land on runway two - eight. Allah is Great."

Pause: Static----------

Saudi Air: "DALLAS ATC! DALLAS ATC!!!"

Dallas ATC: "Go ahead Saudi?"

Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY!!!
INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!!!

Dallas ATC: "Y'all be careful now....hear?"



:<)

Len