John Wayne, uncut

[Sac Arrow]

 

[RyanB]

Is she your date?

 

[Sac Arrow]

The Swedish Meatball? Nah.

 

[luvflyin]

Who says he was uncut?

 

[Zeldman]

 

[Unit74]

Jäegermeister and donuts…


It could work.

 

[Sac Arrow]

I had one.

I kind of need to barf. Stuff affects me that bad. Donuts, not Jagermeister.

 

[Joe_B1]

Is she your date?

Are you sure that's a she?

 

[Sac Arrow]

Are you sure that's a she?

Yeah, uh, for sure, the photo is unflattering. But, yes. Let's just say she isn't the local university student.

 

[texasclouds]

Is she your date?

if she smokes, she pokes??

 

[Unit74]

Yeah, uh, for sure, the photo is unflattering. But, yes. Let's just say she isn't the local university student.

Well experienced, knows what she wants, well experienced…….

 

[TCABM]

Who took a bite out of the chocolate cake one and put it back?

Also, why does the m&m donut have a chocolate mustache?

Is that why you call it a John Wayne box of donuts?

 

[DaleB]

I am totally missing the John Wayne connection here. Am I too old, too slow, or both?

 

[Joe_B1]

They dug up John, he's sitting there smoking a butt.

 

[SkyDog58]

I am totally missing the John Wayne connection here. Am I too old, too slow, or both?

Thanks for asking, I do not get it either.

 

[flyingbrit]

If you have to ask, you wouldn't understand...

 

[SkyDog58]

So you don't understand it either then.

 

[Sac Arrow]

The reference is to John Wayne Bobbitt, whose claim to fame is a severed penis, and my aversion to having people cut donuts with a knife. Or any cutting instrument, for that matter.

 

[Sac Arrow]

Who took a bite out of the chocolate cake one and put it back?

Also, why does the m&m donut have a chocolate mustache?

I think you just answered both of your questions...

 

[TCABM]

I think you just answered both of your questions...

Never seen donut cannibalism in real life. Horrible.

 

[DaleB]

The reference is to John Wayne Bobbitt, whose claim to fame is a severed penis, and my aversion to having people cut donuts with a knife. Or any cutting instrument, for that matter.

Oh.

Saying “John Wayne” does NOT make people think of Lorena’s ex… just FYI.

 

[wanttaja]

Oh.

Saying “John Wayne” does NOT make people think of Lorena’s ex… just FYI.

And here I was thinking, "John Wayne Gacy." Was wondering what was IN those doughnuts....

Ron Wanttaja

 

[DaleB]

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

 

[asicer]

and my aversion to having people cut donuts with a knife. Or any cutting instrument, for that matter.

Now I'm really tempted to try putting a donut under the laser cutter. I'm guessing it probably won't do well under the water jet, though. Anyone try a CNC yet?

 

[Sac Arrow]

I got to say penis haha