Please anyone that reads this post,
there is NO REASON to remove the java platform from your computer. Removing the Java Platform is a BAD idea, period.
Furthermore doing so, will not allow you access to a majority of online functionality, not just a minor inconvenience. Java and HTML5 are the backbone of the majority of websites, media, music, applications, UI's and will continue to expand that integration in the shorthand.
Any disabling of the "auto update" feature is also a very very bad idea! There is a reason for those updates, so
UPDATE IT! That way you don't run into vulnerability issues by having an outdated or unsupported version of the software.
If you need assistance with a Java platform issue, then troubleshoot the problem with online assistance, or using a local technician.
ATTENTION: If you are concerned about the compromise in the news at the end of January and homeland security here:
http://www.examiner.com/article/how-to-disable-or-uninstall-java-u-s-homeland-security-java-warning
That security issue has been resolved and you should return your system to it's normal state.