Try a business trip to Ambridge, PA. As Borat would say, "Not so nice."
I used to like getting home from SF at 12:30am on Saturday, then heading back out Monday morning at 6am. That was fun. Of course, then I had to hop on a flight to Bakersfield. Yee hah! But seriously, the buffet at the Red Roof Inn, oh, lordy, the whole town would turn out!!
My business travel wasn't that bad, particularly since the details were often left to me. I'd pick flights based on aircraft I wanted to fly in and airports I wanted to visit. Flew a brand-spanking new 777 that way from DEN to IAD, and a fresh-to-the-airline CRJ100. Still the hours were always long, and the food fattening, the booze non-expenseable....