It is Chuck Norris' Birthday

Carlos Ray Norris is 73 today. Old dude.

Saw a TV movie of his awhile back, and realized with a genuine shock that he wasn't even doing the karate. Every time a fight broke out they showed naught but the back of his head. Same with Seagal. It really surprised me as I've seen shows of wizened little oriental dudes kicking the crap out of young guys.
 
Some of the comments to that video are really funny:

Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
they wanted to send chuck norris to afghanistan, but it was forbidden by the geneva convention.
Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.
Chuck norris knows Victoria´s secret.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, and then the grenade exploded.
Chuck norris got so mad at mcdonalds he round house kicked it so hard it turned into Wendy's.
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Chuck Norris, the only man to land on runway 37.
 
steingar said:
Carlos Ray Norris is 73 today. Old dude.

Saw a TV movie of his awhile back, and realized with a genuine shock that he wasn't even doing the karate. Every time a fight broke out they showed naught but the back of his head. Same with Seagal. It really surprised me as I've seen shows of wizened little oriental dudes kicking the crap out of young guys.
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Seagal's stuff is legit - or was. Haven't watched any recent movies of his. But he's a 7th Dan in Aikido, and watching some of his training videos - the bad guys in his movies are some of his students.
 
Chuck Norris uses a GE90-115B as a hair dryer.
 
We have Chuck Norris in our EAA Chapter. Seriously! :yes:

Not the CN, but his name is Chuck Norris. :dunno:
 
EdFred said:
Seagal's stuff is legit - or was. Haven't watched any recent movies of his. But he's a 7th Dan in Aikido, and watching some of his training videos - the bad guys in his movies are some of his students.
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Never said he never did the karate thing. Look at any of his more recent movies. You know, the ones he made after he got fat. Every time he starts fighting anybody the camera switches to show the back of his head. Just watch.
 
steingar said:
Never said he never did the karate thing. Look at any of his more recent movies. You know, the ones he made after he got fat. Every time he starts fighting anybody the camera switches to show the back of his head. Just watch.
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Now that I'm not 15 anymore, I tend to not watch Steven Seagal movies. ;) They are truly awful as a movie goes.
 
John221us said:
When Chuck Norris taxies onto the runway, landing traffic is told to hold short.
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When Chuck Norris taxies onto the runway, skydivers are told to hold short...and they'd better.

Ron Wanttaja
 
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