Is iHenning actually the world's most sophisticated chatbot?

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I think he's about to fail the Turing test. Think about it -- it's not humanly possible to post as frequently as he does, nor is it likely that all his claimed personal experience is real. And have you ever noticed that sometimes he sounds like two completely different people? One minute he's talking about his deep spiritual beliefs and love of all people, then it's his collection of dog-on-girl GIFs and finally his theories on genocide as population control. He always has a well-researched sounding reply at the ready...He's not human -- his brain is the Google API!

Maybe he's a sophisticated chatbot that has been running for the last decade and seamlessly combining Internet knowledge with a grammar algorithm to form random but on-topic and believable forums replies. We've all been had! iHenning... iRobot... Think about it people! http://www.chatterboxchallenge.com/
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I've wondered for years how many of you find time to post what you do on these boards. I feel that I spent WAY too much time reading and posting here and a couple of other boards, but it takes me years to get the post count that many of you get in a month... Being a software guy on a computer 12 or so hours each day, I'll admit that I a little bit impressed....
 
Never could understand jealousy of another man... Or anything for that matter. Seriously, you girls are simply underwhelming. If you would get out there, live your dreams, and quit worry about Henning maybe you would have a life and be able to regale us with your stories and life theories like Henning. Then again, it is always easier to live shallow lives of quiet desperation and be jealous of those who dont.

I find Henning's posts entertaining until he starts talking about a 4 demension or time travel. What is really fun to read is people like the losers in this thread being jealous of him. :rofl:
 
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OP: Unclear how you have such a knowledge and strong opinion of Henning with a join date of this month. Who were you in another life? :)
 
asechrest said:
OP: Unclear how you have such a knowledge and strong opinion of Henning with a join date of this month. Who were you in another life? :)
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Good catch. Talk about a troll! And Rotorwing took the bail hook line and sinker.:rofl: :rolleyes:
 
So....lets have a discussion bout Nuclear power and how we could do it from submarines? :D:rofl:
 
If I hadn't met Henning in real life, I might be tempted to wonder if you are right. But I did meet him and he is indeed human (sort of).

I do get a little dazed when he starts talking about talking to God though.

Ollopa on the other hand is a complete mystery to me. You seem to have sprung into POA in full battle gear as if you may have been here before in an previous life but for some reason want to keep that previous life a secret. So who do you trust? Someone that posts his real name and contact information, or a new name with no, or suspect background?

I admit that Henning has some outrageous opinions and claims. But he does make you think, which is something too many people fail to do.

ollopa said:
I think he's about to fail the Turing test. Think about it -- it's not humanly possible to post as frequently as he does, nor is it likely that all his claimed personal experience is real. And have you ever noticed that sometimes he sounds like two completely different people? One minute he's talking about his deep spiritual beliefs and love of all people, then it's his collection of dog-on-girl GIFs and finally his theories on genocide as population control. He always has a well-researched sounding reply at the ready...He's not human -- his brain is the Google API!

Maybe he's a sophisticated chatbot that has been running for the last decade and seamlessly combining Internet knowledge with a grammar algorithm to form random but on-topic and believable forums replies. We've all been had! iHenning... iRobot... Think about it people! http://www.chatterboxchallenge.com/
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Geico266 said:
Never could understand jealousy of another man... Or anything for that matter. Seriously, you girls are simply underwhelming. If you would get out there, live your dreams, and quit worry about Henning maybe you would have a life and be able to regale us with your stories and life theories like Henning. Then again, it is always easier to live shallow lives of quiet desperation and be jealous of those who dont.

I find Henning's posts entertaining until he starts talking about a 4 demension or time travel. What is really fun to read is people like the losers in this thread being jealous of him. :rofl:
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You didn't notice the smilies? :dunno:

Jealous? Not in the least. If Henning's done even half the things he says he has he's lived the good life.

In my lifetime I've held jobs in many different fields. I just don't go around trumpeting how great I was in all of them.
 
I wonder who that dude was that flew with me to lunch a few years ago and was polishing his 310 last year that I met?
 
JOhnH said:
If I hadn't met Henning in real life, I might be tempted to wonder if you are right. But I did meet him and he is indeed human (sort of).
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But are you sure it was Henning and that is was real?

I have heard that the iHenning has amazing and omnipotent powers, far beyond those of mortal men!!

Perhaps in his perceived presence you only THOUGHT you were meeting him, and that the iHenning had warped your perception of time, space and reality.

:dunno:


:D
 
EppyGA said:
I wonder who that dude was that flew with me to lunch a few years ago and was polishing his 310 last year that I met?
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More evidence that the iHenning can..AT WILL..distort the space-time continuum. Very good chance that you never really did fly with him, Or anyone.

It is quite likely that the iHenning was actually somewhere else at the very time that you thought that you were with him in an airplane. Probably here on PoA posting of his adventures!!

His powers have been passed on through lore, and they do seem to have that ability. :yes:
 
Clearly, Ollopa is 6PC. QED.
(And imho, 6PC is a genius and force of good. Ollopa may not be 6PCs finest work.)
 
MikeELP said:
More evidence that the iHenning can..AT WILL..distort the space-time continuum. Very good chance that you never really did fly with him, Or anyone.
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Maybe he's the Keyser Söze of aviation?
 
iHenning is not one person ... iHenning is legion, they are many!
 
Geico266 said:
Never could understand jealousy of another man... Or anything for that matter. Seriously, you girls are simply underwhelming. If you would get out there, live your dreams, and quit worry about Henning maybe you would have a life and be able to regale us with your stories and life theories like Henning. Then again, it is always easier to live shallow lives of quiet desperation and be jealous of those who dont.

I find Henning's posts entertaining until he starts talking about a 4 demension or time travel. What is really fun to read is people like the losers in this thread being jealous of him. :rofl:
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:dunno: How did you wind up concluding that this was a jealous rant? It's just lighthearted fun. :wink2:
 
asechrest said:
OP: Unclear how you have such a knowledge and strong opinion of Henning with a join date of this month. Who were you in another life? :)
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Henning has a post count high enough that it only takes a week to become acquainted. "Strong opinion?" I actually like most of what he has to say, which is fortunate because he says so much. :goofy:
 
ollopa said:
:dunno: How did you wind up concluding that this was a jealous rant? It's just lighthearted fun. :wink2:
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Be cautious, ollopa. While the geico may be disguising himslf as an insurance company, it is also a possibilty that he is one of the iHenning followers. And while the iHenning's disciples do not have his powers, they can be formidable adversaries!!!

Choose your words wisely.

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ollopa said:
I think he's about to fail the Turing test. Think about it -- it's not humanly possible to post as frequently as he does, nor is it likely that all his claimed personal experience is real. And have you ever noticed that sometimes he sounds like two completely different people? One minute he's talking about his deep spiritual beliefs and love of all people, then it's his collection of dog-on-girl GIFs and finally his theories on genocide as population control. He always has a well-researched sounding reply at the ready...He's not human -- his brain is the Google API!

Maybe he's a sophisticated chatbot that has been running for the last decade and seamlessly combining Internet knowledge with a grammar algorithm to form random but on-topic and believable forums replies. We've all been had! iHenning... iRobot... Think about it people! http://www.chatterboxchallenge.com/
:yikes:
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I calle dhim out once. Blowhard of epic proportions. I have a family member that is similar. I blocked him and life is MUCH better.
 
JOhnH said:
Ollopa on the other hand is a complete mystery to me. You seem to have sprung into POA in full battle gear as if you may have been here before in an previous life but for some reason want to keep that previous life a secret. So who do you trust? Someone that posts his real name and contact information, or a new name with no, or suspect background?
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Oh great, now I'm the one who's not real! :(
I haven't been here in a previous life, I assure you. What claims am I making that are untrustworthy? This is an interesting detour... :popcorn:
 
YMMV but Henning has helped me in a few PMs and we have talked sailing a few times.
 
cgrab said:
YMMV but Henning has helped me in a few PMs and we have talked sailing a few times.
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You don't really believe that Henning needs a boat do you? He just uses one to make himself seem mortal to the rest us us. He has vast powers.

Walking on water is one of the easy ones. :yes:
 
ollopa said:
Oh great, now I'm the one who's not real! :(
I haven't been here in a previous life, I assure you. What claims am I making that are untrustworthy? This is an interesting detour... :popcorn:
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Nah. It's just lighthearted fun. Which is also pretty much the root of most of Henning's posts.
 
I'm not believing any of this until I hear the real truth from Henning.
 
I think we need to organize a fly-in for a "celebrity" roast! With Henning as the "roastee".
 
ollopa said:
I think he's about to fail the Turing test. Think about it -- it's not humanly possible to post as frequently as he does, nor is it likely that all his claimed personal experience is real. And have you ever noticed that sometimes he sounds like two completely different people? One minute he's talking about his deep spiritual beliefs and love of all people, then it's his collection of dog-on-girl GIFs and finally his theories on genocide as population control. He always has a well-researched sounding reply at the ready...He's not human -- his brain is the Google API!

Maybe he's a sophisticated chatbot that has been running for the last decade and seamlessly combining Internet knowledge with a grammar algorithm to form random but on-topic and believable forums replies. We've all been had! iHenning... iRobot... Think about it people! http://www.chatterboxchallenge.com/
:yikes:
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:idea: Hmm, tell you what, I'm not property of Google...yet, but if you can convince them and sell me to them for $10MM I'll give you 20%.
 
Checkout_my_Six said:
So....lets have a discussion bout Nuclear power and how we could do it from submarines? :D:rofl:
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If you can explain why we cannot take multi billion dollar ships and that we pay hundreds of millions more to scrap with a fresh 20 year fuel supply and instead spend $2MM to hook up generators in place of the prop shafts and spin them for 60Hz instead of 20 kts and take that money we already invested and use it to turn a profit, I'd love to hear it. I heard the reactors weren't optimized for it, but nobody explained why it couldn't still produce ****loads of electricity running at a safe rating.:dunno: Are we that socially programmed to waste everything we touch on only destruction and consumption? Can't we ever build something that is meant to be productive?:dunno:
 
Henning said:
If you can explain why we cannot take multi billion dollar ships and that we pay hundreds of millions more to scrap with a fresh 20 year fuel supply and instead hook up generators in place of the prop shafts and spin them for 60Hz instead of 20 kts and take that money we already invested and use it to turn a profit, I'd love to hear it. I heard the reactors weren't optimized for it, but nobody explained why it couldn't still produce ****loads of electricity running at a safe rating.:dunno: Are we that socially programmed to waste everything we touch on only destruction and consumption? Can't we ever build something that is meant to be productive?:dunno:
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Usually it's illegal for public ventures to compete with private enterprise...
 
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