Ok, so this is what I thought of at 3 in the morning.
As a CFI it's hard to completely grasp what it's like to be a new student. For many of us, it's been so long since we first learned what an aileron was much less its purpose. So I came up with an idea to put this into perspective for new and potential CFIs.
Making Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwiches.
Now I know most of you are thinking, "that's silly, what could be easier?" But lets take a look at this by listening in on a potential CFI with a "student/actor."
What do I do first?
Step 1. You could start out by saying, "first you take out some bread." Ok, so the student takes out a handful of bread. "no, no, only two pieces." So now he has two pieces of bread on his plate. Good so far.
Step 2. Peanut butter: "Now, take off the cap for the peanut butter and scoop some out." Okay but how do I do that? "grab the top, twist it and scoop some out" So the student grabs the top and starts turning but it only gets tighter. "no, the other way" Oh ok. So now the top is off. "now scoop some out." So the student sticks his hand in, grabs a handful of peanut butter and pulls it out. "no, you've gotta use the knife." What's a knife? "here is your knife" So the student grabs the sharp end. "no, hold it with the blunt end, you may hurt yourself!" "ok now stick it into the jar" It won't go in. "no, no it wont go in sideways, you've gotta stick the sharp end in." Oh, I knew that (This is harder than it looks!) "Now stick it in the jar, swirl it around, pick it up, and spread it on the bread."
Step 3.Jelly: By now the CFI will start to understand what he's up against and should be able to flow pretty smoothly. "We are going to do a maneuver similar to our last one but with jelly this time. I want you to pick up the jar, turn the top counterclockwise with your other hand. Pick up the knife with the blunt end and stick the sharp end into the jar, swirl it around. Then scoop it out and spread it onto the bread one piece at a time. Lastly, put the two pieces together" Tada!
Most of us would have said, "well you need some bread, and you put a scoop of peanut butter and jelly in between the slices." Something so simple as a sandwich can seem so complex to someone that has never done it before. It may be a funny and slightly exaggerated example but the very same idea applies to airplanes. Those of us which flying has become second nature must remember that when we're teaching.
None of my students will ever go hungry....