Well, this turned into a story of mine.
We are IFR and cut loose from ATC going into an VMC field with no tower. I'm flying and the FO has the radios. They have a 9/27 runway config and the winds favor runway 9. Not by a lot but enough to make that the preferred runway.
So, I'm flying and FO has the radios. He makes a call that we are entering a right base to runway 9. I immediately scold him for that stupid call. I'm like, "WTF dude? 9 is left traffic and you just called us on a right base."
MY plan, as PIC, is to enter a final at least 5 miles final as that's what has been determined to be legal. His plan is to just call us willy nilly whatever he thinks it is. Yes, it would be a right turn (15 or 20 degrees) to join final five miles out, but five out is a straight in approach and I don't care who you ask about that. For him to call us on a right base five out on a runway that depicts left traffic is just dumb...anyhoo...
Well, this happens all the time and I figure it's just one of those times. But when he made that call someone key'd the mic and said, 'runway 9 is LEFT traffic!' in a stern voice...like he owned the joint.
Okay, fine..'when in ROME' and all. So I abandoned my 5 mile final and instead over flew the field at 1,500 and entered the left downwind for 9. We land and pull into the ramp.
No problems, right? Wrong. Some dude in a suit comes running out to meet us and as soon as my FO opens the door I hear him yelling about how we're 'going to KILL someone'. Honestly, I thought it was a fed and I shouted to my FO to just come here and not engage him.
I entered my times into the logbook and went outside to see to this 'fed'...but he was gone. I went into the FBO and asked where he was. They had no idea what I was talking about.
I said someone was just screamed at my FO on the ramp and had words with us on the radio...who was that?
They said, "oh, that guy that me you on the ramp? He's not a fed...he just passed his private last week and bases his plane here."
WTF? Some private **** thought it was okay to come out and yell at a flight crew about traffic patterns? We're both ATP's and we're flying an $8M plane. To make nice we flew over the field even though we didn't need to and we STILL get yelled at by 'Mr. Private Pilot'? Seriously???
I told the FBO about what I heard and last I heard they were going to toss him out of the FBO (he hangared his plane there). I also informed them that they lost 200 gallons of Jet A over the deal. The FBO was cool, but I had to make a financial consequence for my private pilot radio cop. Nobody yells at my FO and then runs away...