ideas for April fools joke?

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After 20+ years marriage, my wife is on to my April fools jokes. I need some new ones.

any ideas?
 
Do you work? You could come home with a box of "Stuff" and say you were fired.
 
Well, we've had two threads of them so far. Mine and Scott's. ;)
 
Or you got a promotion. Or you dropped out of school? You decided to take up sky diving...I mean I think we need to know what you've done over the 20 years so we have a base line (and ideas)
 
I could tell wifey that I signed us up for ObamaCare....
 
saracelica said:
Or you got a promotion. Or you dropped out of school? You decided to take up sky diving...I mean I think we need to know what you've done over the 20 years so we have a base line (and ideas)
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I usually stick to pranks around the house. Like putting a rubber band around the kitchen sink hand sprayer and pointing it 'forward'.
then when she lifts up the handle, it immediately sprays her! :rofl:

Or I unscrew light bulbs, unplug the garage door opener...
 
You could hire one of those Asian "masseuses" at the "spa" to be with you in bed when your wife gets home.

"April fools honey hahahahaha!"
 
we have teenage daughter...I thought about buying a pregnancy test and placing under a towel in the bathroom.
 
Don't do one this year. It'll drive her crazy trying to figure out what you are up to.
 
Put chicken bullion cubes in the shower head. She will wash herself in chicken soup.
 
Badger said:
we have teenage daughter...I thought about buying a pregnancy test and placing under a towel in the bathroom.
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Better yet. If you have a friend who is pregnant, have her pee on it first.
 
If you have a friend who is pregnant, you have more on your mind than April fool's jokes....
 
She could send you an advertisement for AvGas at $0.99 per gallon....
 
Hey, not all of them are successful.
 
Badger said:
I usually stick to pranks around the house. Like putting a rubber band around the kitchen sink hand sprayer and pointing it 'forward'.
then when she lifts up the handle, it immediately sprays her! :rofl:

Or I unscrew light bulbs, unplug the garage door opener...
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Loud piezo electric buzzer wired to the (pick it)room light switch.
 
Have a woman call when your wife is home and to tell you that she is running late for your dinner reservation.....
 
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I did the "shred-on-the-ceiling-fan" to several people today.
Between that and pulling lots of door hindge pins out I'm good for this year!

Chris
 
My 20 year old son posted a picture on Facebook of his broken foot!
He didn't break his foot, but he googled "hairy broken foot" and found a great picture, that actually looked like his foot. :D
 
Saw a couple of neat ideas...

Refill the hand sanitizer bottle in the bathroom with personal lubricant.

Make orange juice. But instead of oranges, use the flavor pack from Kraft macaroni & cheese.

One of my all time favorites was to post "Happy 30th Birthday Laura!" signs all around our facility one April 1st. Laura was well known and liked by everyone. It really got under her skin that everyone she saw that day wished her a happy birthday. First, it wasn't her birthday. Second, she was 27 or thereabouts at the time.
 
Badger said:
I usually stick to pranks around the house. Like putting a rubber band around the kitchen sink hand sprayer and pointing it 'forward'.
then when she lifts up the handle, it immediately sprays her! :rofl:
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That was my wife's favorite trick to play on me but I replaced the faucet with one where the sprayer is the main nozzle so she can't make that work any more. I got her once with a "snake" spring that popped out of the dishwasher when she opened it's door.
 
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