Count down the hours until you leave.
See if the lineman is still on the line?
I have family that lives there (outside Witchita, in Hutchinson), so you have my deepest sympathy. That being said, I second the recommendation for the space museum. (Cosmosphere). It really is one of the nicer museums I've been to.
http://www.cosmo.org/index.cfm
Other than that, I've got nothing. Remember, they put Leavenworth in KS for a reason.....
Do they still speak english in Kansas..??
Flying yourself or higher speed aluminum tube?
It's like Iowa, only it's spelled Kansas.