How would you handle this situation?

[Checkout_my_Six]

One thing that's clear from this......a-pee-zz-ment will get you no where.

 

[Zeldman]

Well, it could be worse. Someone could be dropping trou and backing up to the door....

 

[Matthew]

Drop a positive pregnancy test stick nearby.

 

[Matthew]

Matt: Not sure what the point is here. Are you thinking we can guilt this guy into thinking he's an illegitimate love-child sired by one or more of the club members?

Yeah, that one really doesn't make a whole lot of sense.