How to baffle the TSA screeners and get hassled at the checkpoint

[wsuffa]

Wear one of these T-Shirts.Link

 

[ScottM]

[Evil Laugh] On Order! [/Evil Laugh]

 

[Areeda]

OMG that's too geeky for even me. I am humbled by Scott's geekyness.

 

[ScottM]

OMG that's too geeky for even me. I am humbled by Scott's geekyness.

I bow to Mike A's Spock Spork geeky greatness!

 

[sba55]

I prefer to just tell them what a giant waste of time and money they represent. This doesn't just leave TSA speechless, it's also hilarious to watch the reaction of nearby passengers!

 

[JeffDG]

I bow to Mike A's Spock Spork geeky greatness!

ThinkGeek has a titanium spork:

 

[Missa]

And we all can have a lively discussion of how he "deserved it" when the swat team sourounds Scott and takes him down for his "bomb threat" Shirt

 

[ScottM]

ThinkGeek has a titanium spork:

But the Spock Spork has the Starfleet logo

 

[JeffDG]

But the Spock Spork has the Starfleet logo

Toss up whether the logo or the titanium are geekier.

 

[ScottM]

Toss up whether the logo or the titanium are geekier.

Well the Spock Spork is ALSO titanium so it really is the superior geek accessory.

 

[Ghery]

[Evil Laugh] On Order! [/Evil Laugh]

+1 Even my son will be impressed.

 

[JeffDG]

Well the Spock Spork is ALSO titanium so it really is the superior geek accessory.

Ahhh...then I yield to the superiority of the Spock Spork.

 

[ScottM]

Ahhh...then I yield to the superiority of the Spock Spork.

And it was a limited edition. I missed out but Mike got one, that lucky dog!

 

[Henning]

Toss up whether the logo or the titanium are geekier.

But it's not "or", it's both, and its one of those "sum is greater than its parts" things, so that makes the Spock Spork Geek Cubed and Mike "Geek God"...

 

[mdreger]

And it was a limited edition. I missed out but Mike got one, that lucky dog!

Maybe you can still get lucky. It seems they've found some more laying around.

http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/tools/bced/

 

[JeffDG]

Maybe you can still get lucky. It seems they've found some more laying around.

http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/tools/bced/

Hmmm...

Please Note: These are not the limited edition sporks, but a brand new design for the whole Federation and beyond to enjoy (i.e. non-limited edition).

 

[Ghery]

It arrived. And my son just rolled his eyes. My wife doesn't want me seen in public with it on. Sorry for the quality of the picture, the camera moved (no flash).

 

[Kelvin]

Amazing!!!!

It arrived. And my son just rolled his eyes. My wife doesn't want me seen in public with it on. Sorry for the quality of the picture, the camera moved (no flash).

 

[Capt. Geoffrey Thorpe]

Maybe you can still get lucky. It seems they've found some more laying around.

http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/tools/bced/

Also not limited edition, but:

http://www.sciplus.com/search.cfm?u...234567894=&term=93888&btnHand.x=0&btnHand.y=0