Captain
Final Approach
Do you do your flow and then grab the checklist and read it? Do you look at the items as you read or just check them off in your head as you read never looking away from the sheet of paper in front of you?
In a crew we do challenge and respond (mostly) where the PM reads the thing whilst the PF verifies the item and makes a verbal response. I can't freaking tell you how many time I find myself reading a checklist as PM and notice the PF is reading his checklist too! Presumably to ensure his responses are standard.
If I say 'Gear' as a challenge I want to see you look at the gear indicators and say 'Down 3 Green'. I don't care if you screw up the response. Say, "I see 3 pretty lights and the round rubber things are down'. But when I see all your doing is looking at a f'ing sheet of paper on your yolk clip and reading back what it says, 'Down 3 Green' before you wait for my next challenge I go bat crap crazy.
What are we doing here?!? What's the point of the two of us reading a really bad story to each other during a critical phase of flight while NOBODY is looking at the GD GEAR!!!! (okay, I do look at every item too but that's not the point.)
Today we fire up the plane and we're going over our clearance and making sure the route is programmed propperly in the box. I bring up the appropriate page on the FMS and say, "Okay, what's our cleared route?" The FO says we got a full route and starts reading it. I'm following along in the FMS ensuring it correct when I notice something odd out of the corner of my eye. His hands are in his lap and he appears to be looking down. I look up an over at him and he's reading the fixes and airways off the F'ING FMS! So he's reading what I'm reading and somehow that confirms our route? I asked where the clearce is and he said he wrote it down on the flight plan, pointing to it folded up on the glare shield.
OMFG. Really? What's the point of you reading to me what the box says. I can read what the box says. I thought we were confirming a route and it's proper entry, but apparently we're watching you read to me. Like I can't read for myself.
Sometimes I swear to God the level of stupidity astounds me.
In a crew we do challenge and respond (mostly) where the PM reads the thing whilst the PF verifies the item and makes a verbal response. I can't freaking tell you how many time I find myself reading a checklist as PM and notice the PF is reading his checklist too! Presumably to ensure his responses are standard.
If I say 'Gear' as a challenge I want to see you look at the gear indicators and say 'Down 3 Green'. I don't care if you screw up the response. Say, "I see 3 pretty lights and the round rubber things are down'. But when I see all your doing is looking at a f'ing sheet of paper on your yolk clip and reading back what it says, 'Down 3 Green' before you wait for my next challenge I go bat crap crazy.
What are we doing here?!? What's the point of the two of us reading a really bad story to each other during a critical phase of flight while NOBODY is looking at the GD GEAR!!!! (okay, I do look at every item too but that's not the point.)
Today we fire up the plane and we're going over our clearance and making sure the route is programmed propperly in the box. I bring up the appropriate page on the FMS and say, "Okay, what's our cleared route?" The FO says we got a full route and starts reading it. I'm following along in the FMS ensuring it correct when I notice something odd out of the corner of my eye. His hands are in his lap and he appears to be looking down. I look up an over at him and he's reading the fixes and airways off the F'ING FMS! So he's reading what I'm reading and somehow that confirms our route? I asked where the clearce is and he said he wrote it down on the flight plan, pointing to it folded up on the glare shield.
OMFG. Really? What's the point of you reading to me what the box says. I can read what the box says. I thought we were confirming a route and it's proper entry, but apparently we're watching you read to me. Like I can't read for myself.
Sometimes I swear to God the level of stupidity astounds me.
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