I pride myself on being tighter than a crab's ass -- and that's waterproof. My family and friends say that I throw nickles around like manhole covers.
As an example, I've been putting off a purchase of shelving for my tool shed for about six months because I didn't feel like spending the $30.00 or so that it would cost to buy new shelving. I wasn't even willing to spend $15.00 or $20.00 for used shelves at a garage sale. I wanted to pay $10.00. So for six months I've been eyeballing garage sales looking for cheap shelving.
I finally found what I was looking for yesterday: an old steel shelving unit for $5.00! Woo hoo!
Yeah, it's rusty and all, but who cares? It's for a tool shed. It worked out just fine.
The chainsaw in the above picture is another example of my cheapness. I've been meaning to buy one for three years. But because I rarely actually need a chainsaw (and can borrow one when I do), I was unwilling to pay more than $75.00 for a chain saw in good running condition, with a good chain, and at least a 16" bar. It didn't have to be a top brand chainsaw because it won't get frequent use: I wanted one mainly in case a storm knocked a tree down across my driveway. But it had to be in good running and cutting condition.
Finally, after three years, I came across this one:
Started right up, runs fine, cuts fine, and cost me only $60.00! Yay!
As an aside, Don, the CL seller from whom I bought the chainsaw, also sold me a barely-used John Deere lawnmower (one of the fancy ones with the electric start and so forth) earlier this year. His son and daughter-in-law recently got divorced, she sold the house and moved into an apartment, and Don's been selling off the stuff she no longer needs. Judging by the long gaps between sales, he's selling some of her stuff whenever she needs money for something, using the stuff as sort of a bank account. I told him to call me next time he needs to unload some of her stuff.
I also get all giggly when I manage to save high percentages off the total when grocery shopping, mainly by stocking up on non-perishable BOGO and BOG2 deals at Price Chopper. Here's a recent victory:
For stuff that's not on sale, I usually use Sam's Club. Their meat is surprisingly decent, and their prices on other stuff are lower than regular (non-sale) prices anywhere else around here. I always compare first. I consider myself something of a guerrilla in a consumer war. I'm thinking about having battle ribbons made.
So yeah, I'm a tightwad, and a proud one. I actually make a sport out of it. If that ain't cheap, I don't know what is.
Rich