How Cats Control People

[rpadula]

Heard this on the news yesterday morning:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2009/jul/13/cats-purr-food-research

 

[ScottM]

One of my two cats is very vocal. She does exactly what the article describes and we know it. She has about 30 words. She even calls the other cat by a special word she uses just for him. He knows it too and comes running at her. Cats do talk and do so mostly for us.

 

[Anthony]

I have two cats. One loves me, one hates me. However, I am totally aware that I exist only to serve them, my masters.

However, I still keep my .22 close by.

 

[Pilawt]

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff.

Dogs sleep on your bed because they love you. Cats sleep on your bed because they love your bed.

 

[steingar]

How do you make a cat sound like a dog? Douse it in petrol and light a match. It goes WOOOF!

 

[Stevel]

How do you make a cat sound like a dog? Douse it in petrol and light a match. It goes WOOOF!

How do you make a dog sound like a cat?
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[steingar]

How do you make a dog sound like a cat?

Freeze it in liquid nitrogen, then take a bandsaw to it. The dog goes WWWRRRRROOOOOOWWWWW!

 

[bullwinkle]

I started reading this thread, but then my cat started howling and I had to go tend to him...what did I miss?

 

[woodstock]

I pay my mortgage for my cats.