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SixPapaCharlie

SixPapaCharlie

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So Hear me out, I have 3 levels or goals:

1. Walkin around money Plan:
Would be real nice of you folks to chip in just so I have some walkin around money.
You know so when I walk around and I see something, I can buy it.

That is not asking a lot.

FWIW I do walk around in a lot of higher end marketplaces (That's not true, I never leave the house) so my walkin around money that I am accustomed to is orders of magnitude higher than you pictured when you first read "walkin around money".
However, please remember that to me though this number is not that high so while it might be a great stretch for you, you are actually only doing me a very small favor and I appreciate it only on the scale that reflects the size of the favor to me so don't expect me to fall down at your feet just because you toss 20 Gs my way

One goal, simple, not a lot to ask.


2. Best Friends Plan:
Now I know this place is full of high rollers or as I call them "My best friends".
Now the walkin around money thing is good but it makes you look cheap and I cannot stand the idea of you being thought of that way.
It is not fair, it is not nice, and I won't let my friends be treated poorly (double entendre)

So I threw the "walkin around money" thing out there just because I know you are not going to stop there.
You need a lower level so you are not perceived as doing the minimum.
You are better than that, you never do the minimum, and I know you won't settle.
You are too good a person.

I am looking for the things in life that everyone deserves.
Little stuff like my house note paid off. I think I still have 1 car payment, and my kids colleges when the time comes.
These things are my goals and why would you want to keep me from my goals and keep my kids out of college?
Actually if, you don't donate at this level, you may very well be supporting my deadbeat kids when they are sucking at the gov't teet (AKA "the system") for years to come.
In your golden years, you will be paying for this mistake when what you should be doing is complaining about the heat and popping boner pills (not you Aunt Peggy. You would never complain about the heat.)

3. never work again plan
I call this the "never work again" plan and I will explain why I call it that below.

Look, most of you have jobs about which you are quite passionate.
Some of you fly jets or milk goats. Some of you are in gay porn, some just watch it. Point is you all have things which you enjoy.

What do I enjoy? Very simple. Sleep.
I like sleeping. Unfortunately I personally live in an area where I am not allowed to sleep as much as I need because the man (White man) is keeping me down. I have to go to a job every day, sit in a chair, and push buttons!

Do you know how many buttons? At least 26 + 10 and then all the rest. Nobody can add all that up. It can't be done and yet I have to push them all in the right sequence. What for? For walkin around Money? To pay off my house and put my kids through college? No... Not any more...

I have done the math and I have determined that I could live comfortably for the rest of my life on a mere $275,000 per year.

I should be expected to live for another 40 years.

We are talking about 11 million dollars here. POA has 20,090 members.
Honestly how can you not donate $548?
Ok, lets say half are bots. $1096 bucks. That's nothing!

Worth noting here that this plan is in addition to plan 1 and plan 2. This is no time to skimp out on me buddy. You're too good for that.

Ok, I am going to go to the site, and setup the account, Open your wallets Friends, you owe it to yourselves! You are too good not to do this.
 
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You raise the money and I'll walk with you making it rain wherever you go. For a modest fee, of course.
 
how about my hookers and blow? I am running low on funds and my wife won't chip in.
 
iRyan said:
how about my hookers and blow? I am running low on funds and my wife won't chip in.
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falls under the umbrella of my "walkin around money" plan.
I don't really ever go to the store.

I go to "The Jack Shack" and "Tranny Land" (Not flaggable words as both could be automotive businesses)

But you are right, I will need a separate coke fund.
 
......the man (White man)...

'The Man' works, no need to make your posts too wordy.:wink2:
 
Wow, your post here was much better than my Facebook post about crowdfunding BS. Well done dammit... well done.
 
I'll be looking to have my boating paid for,have almost enough to afford the plane.
 
You know, 6PC, you lost me at "Everything." I was about ready to log in to my Paypal account, and then I realized that the presence of an unlimited amount of cash in your hands could well result in the construction of an enormous penis shaped high rise building located in downtown Dallas.
 
Sac Arrow said:
You know, 6PC, you lost me at "Everything." I was about ready to log in to my Paypal account, and then I realized that the presence of an unlimited amount of cash in your hands could well result in the construction of an enormous penis shaped high rise building located in downtown Dallas.
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busted...:rolleyes2:
 
We need more penis shaped buildings. This is a fine example in China.

:no:

Extra points to anyone who can name the architect and link to the vagina stadium (which is strangely more appealing to me).

dezeen_China-newspaper-headquarters-resembles-huge-penis_1a.jpg
 
You did that way too fast...
 
SixPapaCharlie said:
falls under the umbrella of my "walkin around money" plan.
I don't really ever go to the store.

I go to "The Jack Shack" and "Tranny Land" (Not flaggable words as both could be automotive businesses)

But you are right, I will need a separate coke fund.
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Wait a minute!!! :mad:



You don't even drink soda.
 
SixPapaCharlie said:
So Hear me out, I have 3 levels or goals:

1. Walkin around money Plan:
Would be real nice of you folks to chip in just so I have some walkin around money.
You know so when I walk around and I see something, I can buy it.

That is not asking a lot.

FWIW I do walk around in a lot of higher end marketplaces (That's not true, I never leave the house) so my walkin around money that I am accustomed to is orders of magnitude higher than you pictured when you first read "walkin around money".
However, please remember that to me though this number is not that high so while it might be a great stretch for you, you are actually only doing me a very small favor and I appreciate it only on the scale that reflects the size of the favor to me so don't expect me to fall down at your feet just because you toss 20 Gs my way

One goal, simple, not a lot to ask.


2. Best Friends Plan:
Now I know this place is full of high rollers or as I call them "My best friends".
Now the walkin around money thing is good but it makes you look cheap and I cannot stand the idea of you being thought of that way.
It is not fair, it is not nice, and I won't let my friends be treated poorly (double entendre)

So I threw the "walkin around money" thing out there just because I know you are not going to stop there.
You need a lower level so you are not perceived as doing the minimum.
You are better than that, you never do the minimum, and I know you won't settle.
You are too good a person.

I am looking for the things in life that everyone deserves.
Little stuff like my house note paid off. I think I still have 1 car payment, and my kids colleges when the time comes.
These things are my goals and why would you want to keep me from my goals and keep my kids out of college?
Actually if, you don't donate at this level, you may very well be supporting my deadbeat kids when they are sucking at the gov't teet (AKA "the system") for years to come.
In your golden years, you will be paying for this mistake when what you should be doing is complaining about the heat and popping boner pills (not you Aunt Peggy. You would never complain about the heat.)

3. never work again plan
I call this the "never work again" plan and I will explain why I call it that below.

Look, most of you have jobs about which you are quite passionate.
Some of you fly jets or milk goats. Some of you are in gay porn, some just watch it. Point is you all have things which you enjoy.

What do I enjoy? Very simple. Sleep.
I like sleeping. Unfortunately I personally live in an area where I am not allowed to sleep as much as I need because the man (White man) is keeping me down. I have to go to a job every day, sit in a chair, and push buttons!

Do you know how many buttons? At least 26 + 10 and then all the rest. Nobody can add all that up. It can't be done and yet I have to push them all in the right sequence. What for? For walkin around Money? To pay off my house and put my kids through college? No... Not any more...

I have done the math and I have determined that I could live comfortably for the rest of my life on a mere $275,000 per year.

I should be expected to live for another 40 years.

We are talking about 11 million dollars here. POA has 20,090 members.
Honestly how can you not donate $548?
Ok, lets say half are bots. $1096 bucks. That's nothing!

Worth noting here that this plan is in addition to plan 1 and plan 2. This is no time to skimp out on me buddy. You're too good for that.

Ok, I am going to go to the site, and setup the account, Open your wallets Friends, you owe it to yourselves! You are too good not to do this.
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I would love to have these as my three goals. I will trade you.

Tony
 
Can I jump on this bandwagon too?

I stubbed my toe getting out of bed this morning and had to call in sick. My job requires a lot of walking from my desk to the cafeteria and back and I didn't think I'd be able to do that. It hurts so bad. My boss told me I have to be in by tomorrow but I don't think I can make it. I just need a little help getting back on my feet while I deal with this injury. Any and all help will be appreciated.
 
narchee said:
Can I jump on this bandwagon too?

I stubbed my toe getting out of bed this morning and had to call in sick. My job requires a lot of walking from my desk to the cafeteria and back and I didn't think I'd be able to do that. It hurts so bad. My boss told me I have to be in by tomorrow but I don't think I can make it. I just need a little help getting back on my feet while I deal with this injury. Any and all help will be appreciated.
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Stop trying to hijack someone else's thread! Go make your own thread you lazy bum! (Lazy referring to your lack of making your own thread. I wish you the best while dealing with the consequences of your horrific accident.)

Jim
 
Archammer said:
I really like that there's light coming out of it! The fact that it is green inside is a bit off-putting though.
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Green light coming out of one of those things should be considered as a red light.
 
He's really just looking gas money, he woke up in a sweat realizing what it was going to take to fly the SR22.
 
tecprotb said:
He's really just looking gas money, he woke up in a sweat realizing what it was going to take to fly the SR22.
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:) Fuel Bill is definitely a much larger thing to consider now.
Another good thing about sharing the plane with my Dad. I pay for fuel on the way out and he buys on the way back.
 
SixPapaCharlie said:
:) Fuel Bill is definitely a much larger thing to consider now.
Another good thing about sharing the plane with my Dad. I pay for fuel on the way out and he buys on the way back.
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Is it really more or does it go through it faster while getting you there faster?

My research in the Tampico/Comanche comparison is that the Comanche uses fuel 50% faster, but the plane also goes 50% faster so fuel costs remain the same or less for a given trip. (Less time spent fighting headwinds and the probability of being able to make the trip without stopping for fuel.)

Jim
 
Kiddo's Driver said:
Is it really more or does it go through it faster while getting you there faster?

My research in the Tampico/Comanche comparison is that the Comanche uses fuel 50% faster, but the plane also goes 50% faster so fuel costs remain the same or less for a given trip. (Less time spent fighting headwinds and the probability of being able to make the trip without stopping for fuel.)

Jim
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Don't tell him that, I want him to stress out for awhile.:dunno:
 
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