Hell hath no fury...

"The man's wife and two of his girlfriends" hmm...
 
JOhnH said:
Methinks he deserved it.
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So then in your opinion would it be ok to beat your wife or your girlfriend if she had an affair? And if so how far is it ok to go? Black eye, broken arm?

Being an ass dosent' justify a physical assault.
 
I just feel sorry for whoever at the hospital had to unglue his johnson from his belly. Give that person a raise, I say!


Trapper John
 
This is just wrong on so many levels.

But Adam's got it: Until it becomes acceptable to beat your wife for cheating on you, assaulting the man is just as unacceptable.

FWIW, I told my girlfriend that she is to never, ever slap or hit me. I promise the same to her, and if she crosses that line, just as if I do, its over without 2nd chance.
 
There's actually such a thing as superglue remover. If anyone ever gets a, er, "sensitive" area superglued, get down to the local hobby shop and grab some. It will prevent ripping of skin.

Also, my wife is an RN and she's seen more genitals than a porn star. That type of thing doesn't phase medical professionals.
 
Jack Spectre said:
There's actually such a thing as superglue remover. If anyone ever gets a, er, "sensitive" area superglued, get down to the local hobby shop and grab some. It will prevent ripping of skin.
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Yea, but it takes some time & effort to "dissolve", your skin feels mighty funny afterwards and it isn't a painless separation.

(Accidentally superglued 3 fingers before.):frown3:
 
SkyHog said:
FWIW, I told my girlfriend that she is to never, ever slap or hit me. I promise the same to her, and if she crosses that line, just as if I do, its over without 2nd chance.
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Oddly, a girl I used to date complained about the fact that I didn't smack or hit her, citing it for being one of the reasons we no longer date. Hmm...
 
vontresc said:
IIRC the superglue remover is just acetone.
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Basicly.

You can also use nail polish remover - that adds some oils and stuff so it's not quite as hard on your skin.

Usually when I glue myself to something I can "wiggle" free. No problem.
 
Trapper John said:
I just feel sorry for whoever at the hospital had to unglue his johnson from his belly. Give that person a raise, I say!


Trapper John
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Ha John I bet ya talk to any ER nurse or doc in a metropolitan area and your gonna hear stories that make this seem like nuttin:crazy:
 
AdamZ said:
Ha John I bet ya talk to any ER nurse or doc in a metropolitan area and your gonna hear stories that make this seem like nuttin:crazy:
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I've had that conversation with ER Docs at Cedars-Sinai the closest hospital to West Hollywood.

The stories are shall we say graphic and unusual.

That one is a 3 or 4 on a scale of 10. And I'm sure my 10 is a 5 for the people who really see it.

Joe
 
Areeda said:
And I'm sure my 10 is a 5 for the people who really see it.
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Unrelated to the OP, but my "10" story is my friend who tried to self-catheterize using a swizel stick due to build-up of scar tissue in the urethra.

He was in a nightclub indulging, went to the restroom and couldn't go. Desperation drove him to the self-catheterization attempt (unsuccessful). He ended up driving his manual transmission vehicle to the hospital where a 200+ pound orderly had to "put his weight behind it" to force the catheter past the blockage. The bag filled immediately.

This story serves as my "maybe it's not so bad" balance. :)
 
Jack Spectre said:
There's actually such a thing as superglue remover. If anyone ever gets a, er, "sensitive" area superglued, get down to the local hobby shop and grab some. It will prevent ripping of skin.
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I'm pretty sure that stuff is just plain old acetone in some sort of thickener (so it doesn't splash away from the glued part). Soaking in plain-old acetone works well too. (I once accidentally glued a whole bunch of tools to my bench when a glue bottle broke...)

Also, hospitals use a variant of superglue to close some wounds instead of stitches. I'm sure they also carry a solvent for undoing mistakes.

Chris
 
It would have been much funnier if they would have done the ol "tuck between the legs".:D
 
AdamZ said:
So then in your opinion would it be ok to beat your wife or your girlfriend if she had an affair? And if so how far is it ok to go? Black eye, broken arm?

Being an ass dosent' justify a physical assault.
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There is a big difference between believing he deserved it, and approving the taking of the law into one's own hands. For one thing, the belief that he deserved it assumes that every thing in the article was true. That cannot be assumed until a judge and jury says is is so.
 
Skip Miller said:
....it sounds like there is a story behind this statement! :wink2: :yes:
-Skip
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Not the most "appropriate" for this forum, but gray tape was used....I can still hear the screams.:yes::rofl::rofl::rofl:
 
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