No flying for me today. Stuck at the office. I have always taken my birthday off, except this year. My dumbass sister booked a trip for Hawaii, so I missed Wings and I'm stuck at work.
I called to wish you a HBD but you had to get off! So my FRIEND. HAVE AN AWESOME DAY . Even if you can't go . Then hold it over your sister's head for a year.
Thanks all. Looks like dinner tonight is going to be a bowl of frosted mini wheats with milk that was dated use by May 14 washed down with Crown and Coke. At least they are bit size and I don't have to break em in half.