"hall pass"

Minka Kelly. Rockstar for a dad, stripper for a mom. I bet her DNA just screams good in bed.
 
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First of all, I would go down to Univision headquarters, report to the weather department, and just go down the list. Dayum.
 
When asked this question by my spouse, I always say the next door neighbor's wife, or my wife's best friend. But that never goes over very well.
 
Gucci Pilot said:
I'd probably rather just go out for drinks and dancing with Ellen Degeneres. She seems like she would be a blast to hang with.
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Heh. I like that.

Fact is, I sorta like who I'm with. Go figure.
 
Kate Beckinsale may be the loveliest creature currently on the planet, and would be my pick.

But, if had any notion of getting inside a beaver, my best bet would be to hang out with Harrison Ford.
 
PPC1052 said:
When asked this question by my spouse, I always say the next door neighbor's wife, or my wife's best friend. But that never goes over very well.
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This. Much better odds
 
PPC1052 said:
When asked this question by my spouse, I always say the next door neighbor's wife, or my wife's best friend. But that never goes over very well.
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Be careful this is one of the most common marriage tricks in the book…

Honey, would you ever consider a threesome with my super hot best friend?

Ummm, errr, I'm alive aren't I. Hell YES!

I knew it! You lousy SOB you want to cheat on me.

But, but, I thought you were asking me?

Don't try to turn this around, you know you're a cheater….

Better to do the crime if you're going to serve the time.:dunno:
 
wsuffa said:
Here ya go....

http://wtop.com/lifestyle/2015/02/dominatrix-whips-gym-goers-shape-fifty-shades-themed-class/
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My wife has taught a variety of fitness classes at several gyms in town for the last 25 years. Aerobics, kickboxing, etc. 3-4 years ago the pole dancing craze hit and all the gyms hit her up to start classes for that. Alas, she told them they'd have to find another instructor.

I've had free gym memberships for 25 years and have never set foot in any of the gyms. Had she accepted the pole dancing classes....
 
Alexb2000 said:
Be careful this is one of the most common marriage tricks in the book…

Honey, would you ever consider a threesome with my super hot best friend?

Ummm, errr, I'm alive aren't I. Hell YES!

I knew it! You lousy SOB you want to cheat on me.

But, but, I thought you were asking me?

Don't try to turn this around, you know you're a cheater….

Better to do the crime if you're going to serve the time.:dunno:
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I think women know better. They realize we would do a threesome with a sheep and a wet log if the circumstances were dire enough.
 
Might as well go for porn stars... I mean this sounds like a for your own pleasure only deal and one would think their skill level would be higher.
 
Years ago, in our warehouse, the question was "Nancy Kerrigan or Tonya Harding?"

It went down the line of guys, "Nancy...Nancy...Nancy...Nancy...Tonya" What? Who said that? The guy said, "Hey, if it's just for one night, I'm picking Tonya Harding!" Then the rest of the guys wanted to change their picks.
 
Matthew said:
Years ago, in our warehouse, the question was "Nancy Kerrigan or Tonya Harding?"

It went down the line of guys, "Nancy...Nancy...Nancy...Nancy...Tonya" What? Who said that? The guy said, "Hey, if it's just for one night, I'm picking Tonya Harding!" Then the rest of the guys wanted to change their picks.
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Of course, that was before her days as a World's Dumbest face.
 
Isabella Rossellini :wink2:

or

Kate Beckinsale, but she has to get a hall pass too.
 
What about that robot chick from small wonder?

No takers?
 
I'd go for a three some with my right and left hands.

No body does it better.
 
Swampfox201 said:
Scarlett Johansson
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She was *THIS* close to making my list. I just can't get past a couple of things she's said.

That's kind of a funny thing. We have a few women here at the office who, if you're solely taking their appearance into account they're perfect 10s. But there's something about each of them that is such a turn off that you couldn't do it if you tried. For one, it's her "I'm so hot" attitude. One has a thing where she just can't make eye contact with anyone. Always looking at the floor. A couple have outward demeanors that they have to prove to everyone that they're the smartest people in the room. Gee, if only they knew that if they relaxed a little that I'd find them incredibly hot. :rolleyes2::rofl::yikes:
 
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Gerhardt said:
That's kind of a funny thing. We have a few women here at the office who, if you're solely taking their appearance into account they're perfect 10s. But there's something about each of them that is such a turn off that you couldn't do it if you tried.
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When having the proverbial locker room discussion or over beers with friends, I'd call the distinction you mention one between whether you'd want to merely sleep with the person in question, or wake up with them the next morning. Big difference, that.
 
Gerhardt said:
One has a thing where she just can't make eye contact with anyone. Always looking at the floor.
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How do you tell the difference between and introvert and an extrovert engineer?
 
I try not to listen to what celebrities say because for one thing why do they know anymore than I do? For another I want to just sit and enjoy a movie not worry about the actor's political affiliations and personal troubles.
 
cowman said:
I try not to listen to what celebrities say because for one thing why do they know anymore than I do? For another I want to just sit and enjoy a movie not worry about the actor's political affiliations and personal troubles.
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"Yeah, I know, but that John Wilkes Booth sure is a great actor, isn't he?"

:D

<just kidding!>
 
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