Except maybe in the north country in the wintertime...Half empty unless you're on fire. Then they'll be too full.
You rang?
Are the fuel tanks half empty or half full? Which one is it?
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Actually, there is no such thing as half full or half empty. Any amount will favor one or the other by some measurable quantity.
Sitting at the hotel bar and I just poured half of the beer bottle into the glass and let's just say that I am trying to decide if I have two half beers or one full beer. Damn you guys!
Half full of air.
Are the fuel tanks half empty or half full? Which one is it?
Just drink it, you're overthinking it.
I finally decided that I had two half empties which equaled a full empty which meant I needed another beer. While waiting for that beer, I drank the two half empties and found that I now had two full empties. This of course necessitated ordering a third beer so I ended up replacing the two empties with two fulls and all was well. This time I chose not to pour any into the glass so I would not get confused again. I ended up with three empty bottles, an empty glass and a full belly. At least I think it was just three bottles.
Drunk? That would have taken more than three.... oh wait..... it was three once the confusion set in... there may have been some before.So in other words, and nowhere near as long as your post BTW, is you got drunk.
Those stewardesses are getting him sauced while he's headed back to the states, it's understandable and it all makes sense.So in other words, and nowhere near as long as your post BTW, is you got drunk.
At least I think it was just three bottles.
half gas & half air.
*sigh*
Half is half. Halves are identical.
Who cares. The shot glass is about to be all the way empty and it should be all the full soon.
*sigh*
Half is half. Halves are identical. There is no big half or small half. Like I said, halves are identical.
Why can't y'all understand it?
It's cuz the bigger half of y'all is not paying attention.
Who cares. The shot glass is about to be all the way empty and it should be all the full soon.