Give a gal a lift... (California)

Do you mind giving people lifts in your plane?

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cool that...ending needs work though, I mean, did yall pull or not?
 
Sac Arrow said:
It wasn't a happy ending, no.
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Yeah but you left with eman, might've been a happy ending, just saying....:ihih:

There was someone with a camera phone...he was flying a Cirrus, numbers I think were 6PC or something.

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Cajun_Flyer said:
@Amanda B - assuming you are real and not just @SixPapaCharlie, woman to woman.... if you are even halfway a decent person, RUN -don't walk - from this board. But I kinda hope you're real and completely indecent so there will be more females around here. This place is like a boy's locker room... a middle school version, where they all just hit puberty.
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I assure you I am real, and I thank you, truly, for what I am taking as a warning and therefore warm welcome. Like I've always said, I'm not "A-Man"... I'm "A-Man-Da" And gal-friend, they ain't seen nothing yet. ;) more soon... lots to reply to but this gal is busy today changing the rules of the sky...
 
Sac Arrow said:
You know I could beat eman there easily. I imagine the exchange would go something like this:

Sac Arrow parks his rig in front of the FBO, flips a quarter to the line boy, says "drain the fuel to three inches below the tabs" and saunters in to the lobby. He's nervous. He's apprehensive. They said, "look for the lady with the largest breasts you can find and when you find her, keep looking because you haven't found the right one yet." He nonchalantly checks himself out in the mirror as he approaches the table. Chest and biceps are still pumped from the pushups on the tarmac. Good. Breath mints. Check. Aviator glasses. Stowed Tom Cruise style hanging from the shirt. Check. Buffet discount card. Check.

There she is. But, she doesn't look like anything he had been expecting. It's sort of like travelling to Thailand, meeting a fantastic young lady, and finding out she was a little bit different than one would have expected. But never mind that. We're here, we have a mission, and it looks like it's already become less challenging than it is. He deviates. He deviates back to the courtesy phone. "Hey, this is Mr. Arrow, tail number 3SA. Tell the line boy to go ahead and fill them to the top, will you."

"So" he says in a fresh voice. "You're Amanda."

"That's right" Amanda says. "I'm ready to go flying when you are."

"Um, Amanda, just one question, is that your Cirrus parked outside?"

Amanda turns around and looks out the window sheepishly. "Yes, why?"

"Well, you realize I have a beater Arrow that looks like it possibly may have been salvaged from the bottom of a swamp. Smells that way too."

"It's okay. It's the... experience."

"By the way, nice goatee."

"Thanks. I try to keep it neatly trimmed."

Neatly trimmed. Goatee. It sounds like a code word for something. She's coming on to me, I know it. I have to admit. The goatee looks like something that might just encircle the birth canal. But it's on her head. Wow, now is that convenient or what. It's kind of like a two birds with one stone kind of thing. "All righty. So, where do you want to go today?" It was a bit of a rhetorical question. The plan was to take her to wine country.

"I'd like to go to wine country."

"Great minds think alike. We're really clicking. Have a seat."

"What?"

"Yeah, we're already in wine country. You know they grow wine in all 57 counties."

"I thought there were 58 counties in California?"

"We don't count LA county in Northern California."

"Oh. I'm hungry. Why don't we grab something to eat. Maybe some barbecue with cole slaw."

"How do you know about cole slaw?" At that moment, the Arrow Pilot began to get slightly suspicious. Maybe, just maybe.... nah.

Break in the scene: eman1200 walks in

"Anybody seen my monkey?"

"No."

"Anyone want to see my monkey?"

"No."

"Touch it, maybe?"

"Why are you here?"

"To take Amanda for a ride!!"

Amanda gets indignant and impatient. "Boys, boys, boys! Both of you! Hush! Okay we're going to do this differently, we're going to take the Cirrus!"

Sac and Eman look at each other with fire in their eyes... "You know" Sac said "I'm the Popeye here, and you're the Bluto. And you know Popeye always wins."

Amanda escorts them to the Cirrus. "What are all these cameras doing on this plane?" Eman says. "This thing has more video than Fort Knox."

"Well boys, I'm going to make an instructional video on how to transport passengers aboard a Cirrus. It's part of a series."

"Oh, nice."

"Hey one of you can sit up front with me" Amanda said.

"Um, I just need to have a chat with eman for a bit, if you don't mind." Sac removes the headset and whispers to eman. "Something looks off with this Amanda chick."

"Yeah I noticed it too. I was expecting something else."

"Do you think it could be..."

"Nah."

"Quiet! We're near engine start up!" Amanda says. He adjust the video camera, and speaks in to the mic. "Hi, my name is B.... er, Amanda, and today we're going to discuss the mechanics of transporting passengers aboard the top of the line Cirrus aircraft. Today we're going to fly to wine country, except that we're already in wine country, so we don't actually really have to fly, but we'll still simulate flying to wine country as if we weren't in wine country to start with."

"What's that on the floor?" Sac asks.

"It's a couple pieces of paper penis confetti. You know, I'm having a real bad feeling about all of this."

"Me too. Let's get out of here and run. Pull the chute handle on the way out so we don't get followed."
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luvflyin said:
Ah, technology. We've come a long way since lawn chair, balloons and BB gun.
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Yes, indeed... this newbie is helping to change aviation as we know it. With utmost respect to the men who flew and built great machines before us... of course! Where would we be without pilots and air frames!
 
mscard88 said:
Hey Amanda, don't let Cajun fool ya! She is "one of the boys" and usually is wittier than most of us men on POA. Especially later in the evening when she's had a few. Hope you become a regular, if you're not another 6PC, as you sound like a good sport and can dish it too.
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Ha ha! Many thanks @mscard88 ... I'm intrigued and up for the challenge!
 
Y'know, there's always French Valley and a drive to Temecula for wine country. While not Napa, it still has grapes and good wine, and is a lot closer a jaunt than from Camarillo to Napa. Just throwing that out there...
 
Someone actually was kind enough to half-offer me a ride from Pacoima to San Jose. For whatever reason I can't find this post right now. I have an afternoon event in Palo Alto so a lift to San Jose Sunday would be wonderful! Depending on timing,,, that would be great. Please inbox me if you see this... oh and I was hoping to "get a lift" -- e.g., hitch-hike but let's talk... Life is short, why not?!
 
rtk11 said:
Y'know, there's always French Valley and a drive to Temecula for wine country. While not Napa, it still has grapes and good wine, and is a lot closer a jaunt than from Camarillo to Napa. Just throwing that out there...
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It's a good idea. I am a bit new to southern California and I did not know about French Valley. Many thanks! I just have this vision in my mind about hitching lifts around Cali and taking to the skies... a gal can dream...
 
Depending on timing,,, that would be great. Please inbox me if you see this... oh and I was hoping to "get a lift" -- e.g., hitch-hike but let's talk... Life is short, why not?!
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:popcorn:

Anyone know what ever happened to @robert lomax ? He seems like the perfect one to... help. Or should I say - to,,,, help.
 
So I really don't know if this is serious or not... I strongly suspect this is @SixPapaCharlie aka @robert lomax trolling but... if you're serious, you should be careful. I've got a couple of female pilot friends who have had some unpleasant situations with getting a ride with a guy in a cool plane and then having a bad experience.
 
eman1200 said:
(....should we tell sac that it might be the socks, and not the plane?.....)
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Everskyward said:
Sac is real...

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Well... @Everskyward didn't bolt. That quickly anyway. By the way I almost got a charlie horse flexing my calves for the camera.
 
Cavorter said:
So I really don't know if this is serious or not... I strongly suspect this is @SixPapaCharlie aka @robert lomax trolling but... if you're serious, you should be careful. I've got a couple of female pilot friends who have had some unpleasant situations with getting a ride with a guy in a cool plane and then having a bad experience.
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I DO NOT TROLL POA UNDER ANY OTHER USER NAMES. ONLY THIS ONE. I have no idea who robert or this lady visitor is.
 
SixPapaCharlie said:
I DO NOT TROLL POA UNDER ANY OTHER USER NAMES. ONLY THIS ONE. I have no idea who robert or this lady visitor is.
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I DO NOT TROLL POA UNDER ANY OTHER USER NAMES. ONLY THIS ONE. I have no idea who 6PC or this lady visitor is.

Seriously people, and the Monkey,,, I only have time for ONE fake account.
I am starting to wonder which ONE is the Real One and which One is the fake One.
Did I say that right? Or are you as confused as I am?

BYW,, when in Wine country,,, My favorite whine is ,, I want a free ride,, and I want some more wine!

Now ,,, Show me that Monkey!!!
 
OK, I ADMIT IT!!!! IT IS ME!!!

Mods please delete my other accounts.
You can delete @robert lomax and @Amanda B
Those are fake accounts that I setup on my computer at my house by me who is the one that definitely for real violated the ROC by setting up fake accounts to post under.
Definitely me that did that under those names using my own fingers on the keyboard that is owned by me. I am @Amanda B and I am @robert lomax for really real.

While I am confessing, I am also @mscard88. You can delete that account as well.
They are all me.

I feel better getting that off my chest.
 
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