Gaston's

Who to bring to Gastons?

  • Wife

    Votes: 4 22.2%

  • Girlfriend

    Votes: 14 77.8%
  • Total voters
    18
  • Poll closed .
Anthony

Anthony

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Due to popular demand, unending requests and adulation, I will be attending Gastons. I just can't decide whom to bring. Please help me.



:D
 
Ed Guthrie said:
Wimp. Where's the "Both" button?
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LOL!

Did you ever see "Master and Commander" with Russel Crowe. He proposes a toast, "To our wives and girlfriends........may they never meet"

I subscribe to that philosophy. :D
 
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Anthony said:
Due to popular demand, unending requests and adulation, I will be attending Gastons. I just can't decide whom to bring. Please help me.



:D
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Which one is hotter?

Bill, the self serving pig
 
One day a woman was having lunch with her husband. They were sitted at one of the best tables at the Cafe where they enjoyed a view of everything that was going on. They spotted an old friend across the restaurant, and she said, "Isn't that Jack?"

"Yes, it is", answered her husband.

"And, who is that pretty young girl he is with?", she queried.

"Oh, that's his mistress", the husband said sheepishly.

"My Lord", she cried, "that is terrible. How can he do such a thing at his age?"

Just then their meal came and they tucked into some delicious goose liver pate' washed down with some lightly chilled dry white wine. As they were eating, along came another pretty, young lady and stopped to talk to the husband. He seemed to know her very well, and they chatted amicably for some minutes. After the young girl left, the wife asked, "And, who was that then?"

"Oh, that is my mistress." he answered.

"What? I want a divorce!" she cried.

"Okay, but you realize all our wealth is tied-up in this joint venture I'm working on, and that I am leveraged up to my eyeballs. You will have to go back to work. And, you will have to give up the Club and the expensive shops. Plus, the weekend home and the Mercedes, too" he intoned.

She fell silent and thought about this for a while, until the next course came, which was a beautiful plate of wild game and vegetables, which went perfectly with the bottle of French red wine.

Then she said, "Our mistress is prettier than Jack's, isn't she?"
 
Girlfriend!! I have it easy...not married yet. The question is which girlfriend.:yes: I see there has been several posts and ony two votes have been cast and one was me.....Chickens!!
 
That's easy. You already got the wife to marry you. You need to impress the girlfriend :D
 
SkyHog said:
That's easy. You already got the wife to marry you. You need to impress the girlfriend :D
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Bringing her to Gaston's and meeting all of us would certainly not help his cause. :rofl:
 
Bill Jennings said:
Which one is hotter?

Bill, the self serving pig
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No comment. ;)

But the poll is 14 to 4 Girlfriend! w00t!!! Now I just have to find one prior to June. ;)
 
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bjohnson said:
Girlfriend!! I have it easy...not married yet. The question is which girlfriend.:yes: I see there has been several posts and ony two votes have been cast and one was me.....Chickens!!
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So THAT'S how you can afford a Mooney... :D
 
gkainz said:
One day a woman was having lunch with her husband...
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Middle aged man walks into a jewelry store with a gorgeous blonde 25 years younger than him. He says to the salesman, "I want to see a fabulous diamond ring for my most special lady."

So the salesman pulls one out. "This is a fine ring." He describes the quality of the stone and the fine platinum setting. "I can sell this to you for $15,000."

"What?!?!" the man said incredulously. "I said I wanted a fabulous ring that's as beautiful as my most special lady, and you show me that?"

The salesman apologizes and disappears for a moment. He comes back with the most beautiful ring the man has ever seen. The salesman describes the stone and gives the price as $60,000.

"I'll take it. I will write you a check, but I know you will want to make sure the check is good, so I will come back on Monday to pick up the ring."

The couple leaves the store. Monday comes and the salesman calls the buyer.

"Sir, your check bounced."

"Of course it did. But it was the best weekend of my life!"
 
AdamZ said:
So much for my plans to fly to LEX and hitch a ride in the tiger:rolleyes:
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No worries Adam, maybe she has a friend. We can double. :yes:
 
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Dean said:
Pictures?
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LOL! Ain't happenen.

For the record the poll was purely for entertainment purposes, with no basis in fact. Any resemblance to actual individuals living or dead is purely coincidental.

See ya'll in June!
 
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