Funny Classified on another aviation forum

[Ravioli]

WTB: Good Weather
Time is of the essence. Delivery required. Willing to negotiate on price.
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Gave me a chuckle. Obviously cabin fever is a real thing.

 

[Alex G.]

How about this?

SU-35
no rockets
fully functional
broken windshield, needs repair

$100,000

 

[SoCal RV Flyer]

Or, circa the Viet Nam war:

Soviet 7.62mm AK-47
Dropped once, never fired

 

[Pilawt]

Back in the day when the Los Angeles Times carried airplane ads from both private parties and dealers:

 

[Craig]

“Certified Stranger”???? Stranger than what?