Found a girl who is REALLY into me.

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Skylane81E said:
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I could seem him go for that
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That photo is eerie. Exam gloves, huge fake smile. Something very naughty is going on there. ;). ;). ;)
 
Women often receive warnings about protecting themselves at the mall
and in dark parking lots, etc. This is the first warning I have seen
for men. I wanted to pass it on in case you haven’t heard about it.
A ‘heads up’ for those men who may be regular Lowe’s, Home Depot,
Costco, or even Wal-Mart customers. This one caught me totally by
surprise. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while
out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be
quite traumatic. Don’t be naive enough to think it couldn’t happen to
you or your friends.
Here’s how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking, college-aged girls will come over to your car or
truck as you are packing your shopping into your vehicle. They both
start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts
almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. (It’s impossible not to
look). When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say ‘No’ but
instead ask for a ride to McDonald’s.
You agree and they climb into the vehicle. On the way, they start
undressing. Then one of them starts crawling all over you, while the other
one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen Sep. 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th,
20th, 24th, & 29th. Also Oct. 1st & 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd,
26th & 28th, three times last Monday and very likely again this
upcoming weekend.
So tell your friends to be careful. What a horrible way to take
advantage of us older men. Warn your friends to be vigilant.
Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for $2.99 each. I found even cheaper ones
for $.99 at the dollar store and bought them out in three of their
stores. Also, you never will get to eat at McDonald’s.
I’ve already lost 11 pounds just running back and forth from Lowe’s, to Home
Depot, to Costco, Etc.
So please, send this on to all the older men that you know and warn
them to be on the lookout for this scam. (The best times are just
before lunch and around 4:30 in the afternoon.)
 
Hey!! I am the one she is interested in!! You guys stay away from my woman!!;)
 
Capt. Geoffrey Thorpe said:
Women often receive warnings about protecting themselves at the mall
and in dark parking lots, etc. This is the first warning I have seen
for men. I wanted to pass it on in case you haven’t heard about it.
A ‘heads up’ for those men who may be regular Lowe’s, Home Depot,
Costco, or even Wal-Mart customers. This one caught me totally by
surprise. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while
out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be
quite traumatic. Don’t be naive enough to think it couldn’t happen to
you or your friends.
Here’s how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking, college-aged girls will come over to your car or
truck as you are packing your shopping into your vehicle. They both
start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts
almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. (It’s impossible not to
look). When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say ‘No’ but
instead ask for a ride to McDonald’s.
You agree and they climb into the vehicle. On the way, they start
undressing. Then one of them starts crawling all over you, while the other
one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen Sep. 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th,
20th, 24th, & 29th. Also Oct. 1st & 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd,
26th & 28th, three times last Monday and very likely again this
upcoming weekend.
So tell your friends to be careful. What a horrible way to take
advantage of us older men. Warn your friends to be vigilant.
Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for $2.99 each. I found even cheaper ones
for $.99 at the dollar store and bought them out in three of their
stores. Also, you never will get to eat at McDonald’s.
I’ve already lost 11 pounds just running back and forth from Lowe’s, to Home
Depot, to Costco, Etc.
So please, send this on to all the older men that you know and warn
them to be on the lookout for this scam. (The best times are just
before lunch and around 4:30 in the afternoon.)
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I am headed to Lowe's with an empty wallet. Thanks for the tip. :)

Seriously though, last summer there were incidents of a hottie in a bikini asking guys to look at her car that had died down the street. When the guys went to help her, there were two other guys waiting to rob them. If it seems too good to be true than it probably is.
 
ebykowsky said:
Well, at this point, it's more of a love pentagon (assuming DWalt and ASGCPA want in--but honestly, who wouldn't want in!) I think we can work it out though.
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From the number of responses, we're going to need quadratic equations to figure it out.....
 
ebykowsky said:
Looks like I may have met my future wife. I received this PM today on PoA from someone registered as "realluvonlyu"
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Well ... crap .. that two timing b*&#h ... she sent me the same one. I thought it
was my good looks.

RT
 
RogerT said:
Well ... crap .. that two timing b*&#h ... she sent me the same one. I thought it
was my good looks.

RT
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Yeah well, I hate when she gets drunk and posts that crap on message boards. I have to explain to her that's not how we do business. Anyway I may kick Mirabel to the can tomorrow, just not sure.
 
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