midwestpa24
Final Approach
My friend has a trophy wife, but apparently, it wasn't first place.
Participation trophy?
My friend has a trophy wife, but apparently, it wasn't first place.
Wow why? Because someone would fly for years without a certificate? I think it happens way more often that you might expect.Sad story but you just gotta say WOW!
Wow why? Because someone would fly for years without a certificate? I think it happens way more often that you might expect.
Mine's a 1992 model
My wife was half my age... a long time ago!
This thread did not go how I expected...
Glad we’re not predictable...keeps the level of suspense up so people tune in every day, and our sponsors make enough money to keep us on the air.This thread did not go how I expected...
I do the same... or as "my girlfriend". It's convenient when they're all the same person.I introduce my wife as "my first wife." I always get a second look.
Yes, and Kompromat.What I found out long ago is that every time you talk to your wife you should remind yourself that:
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I used to joke that my second wife was "being born right about now", however I've ditched the joke when I realized that eventually I might be dead by the time this imaginary second wife reaches legal age (hopefully not, I'm 45 now; and no, my wife ignores pretty much all of my stupid humor).
Yeah, I saw that skit, that pretty much killed the joke for me.Hmmmm...
Hmmmm...
What I'm learning from this thread is that we have a lot of dirty old men on this board.
I'll have you know I just got out of the shower.....
The rule is half your age plus 7.
What I'm learning from this thread is that we have a lot of dirty old men on this board.
I thought it was half minus 7 after 50.The rule is half your age plus 7.
That is an old wives tale that was most certainly propagated by old wives.
The rule is half your age plus 7.
The rule is half your age plus 7.
Heh heh...I’m about 9 years older than my fiancee, and one day she made some crack about my age, so I respond with “Dammit, you’re out of the band, Ringo!”
Her: “Who is Ringo? Is he one of the Jonas Brothers?”
Me: “F****************k!”
Heh heh...
The late columnist and humorist Herb Caen was in the Stanford student center cafeteria with a group of incoming freshmen during rush week about ten years ago, and one of the kids asked the group, "Did you guys know Paul McCartney was with another band before he joined Wings?"
One of the group said, "No kidding? What band was that?"
Heh heh...
The late columnist and humorist Herb Caen was in the Stanford student center cafeteria with a group of incoming freshmen during rush week about ten years ago, and one of the kids asked the group, "Did you guys know Paul McCartney was with another band before he joined Wings?"
One of the group said, "No kidding? What band was that?"
What I'm learning from this thread is that we have a lot of dirty old men on this board.
I don't hear much on the news about these guys falling out of the sky because they don't have a certain paper in their wallet. Don't get me wrong, I stay legal, but I do have a certain admiration for the renegades. As long as they do it solo. There is no excuse for taking someone with you.
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