Famous Movie One-Liners

[Matthew]

It's a helluva day at sea, sir!

 

[Lowflynjack]

I'm the best god damned pilot you'll ever meet!
Hah! I've flown with you twice, you've crashed half the time!

 

[Norman]

Haven't seen this one yet:

"Where's that f***ing Foley?"

Beverly Hills Cop.

 

[Matthew]

It happens sometimes. People just explode. Natural causes.

 

[MAKG1]

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
Now, go away, or I shall taunt you a second time.

 

[painless]

I tell you, we got two categories of pilots around here. We got your prime pilots that get all the hot planes, and we got your pud-knockers who dream about getting the hot planes. Now what are you two pud-knockers gonna have? Huh?

Who's the best pilot you ever saw? You're looking at him.

 

[kontiki]

Never feel sorry for a man who owns a plane.

 

[deonb]

I don't need a damn computer to tell me how to land an aircraft.

 

[Big L]

Hey! It's a sweater!

 

[Tflhndn]

I don't need a damn computer to tell me how to land an aircraft.

It's not an aircraft, Colonel.

It's a flying brick..

 

[Chip Sylverne]

You talkin' to me?

 

[Matthew]

Ow, my balls!

 

[ateamer]

You're killin' me, Smalls!

 

[nauga]

Finger on throat means death!

Nauga,
and a metaphor

 

[denverpilot]

Coffee is for closers.

 

[mscard88]

That's when you know you've found someone special. When you can just shut the f@#k up for a minute and comfortably enjoy the silence.

Pulp Fiction...ton of great lines

 

[Chip Sylverne]

With all due respect sir, I believe this is gonna be our finest hour.

 

[MauleSkinner]

Um, yeah, we were just looking at those numbers... (Or something to that effect)

 

[overdrive148]

I feel I was denied critical need-to-know information.

I am COMPLETELY out of ammo. That's never happened to me before.

 

[Zeldman]

Mighty big talk fer a one-eyed fat man.....

 

[whattauser]

What I mean by that, sir, is if you was to put me and this here sniper rifle anywhere up to and including one mile from Adolf Hitler... with a clean line of sight... Pack your bags, fellas. War's over. Amen.

 

[whattauser]

Hey Walt, can you keep it down? I'm having trouble hearing the artillery.

 

[whattauser]

Oh, no. Now not only do we have to worry about all the Charms you've eaten, but now Brad's just ****ed off God.

 

[whattauser]

Yeah, yeah, you should quote me on it, you know what, you should definitely quote me on it, this whole thing comes down to pu**y! Look, if you take the Republican Guard and comp their asses for a week in Vegas, no fu**ing war!

 

[nauga]

"That had bad news written all over it."

Nauga,
lowbrow

 

[Chip Sylverne]

"We've got Armadillo's in our trousers. It's really quite frightening."

 

[PPC1052]

I'm a mushroom cloud layin mutha fkah mutha fkah!


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YOU'RE THE MOTHERF***** WHO SHOULD BE ON BRAIN DETAIL!

 

[jim.nelson]

To a New Yorker like you, a hero is some type of weird sandwich, not some nut who takes on three Tigers.

 

[N747JB]

"Who's the U-boat captain?"
Risky Business

 

[paflyer]

"Can you make a Bull Shot?"...

"Can you make a shoe stink?"

Whooo! The dance of the living dead!

 

[paflyer]

Don't shoot him. You'll just pis* him off.

Mongo like candy.

 

[paflyer]

Jose Jimenez on final.

 

[Zeldman]

Squeal, squeal like a pig...!!!

 

[OkieFlyer]

Look kids. Big Ben, Parliament.

 

[brian109]

Wanna see a magic trick

 

[deonb]

The circuits that cannot be cut are cut automatically in response to a terrorist incident. You asked for miracles, Theo, I give you the F.B.I.

 

[Gucci Pilot]

There go the God d*** brownies!

 

[Gucci Pilot]

Haven't seen this one yet:

"Where's that f***ing Foley?"

Beverly Hills Cop.

GET THE F*** OUTTA HERE!

 

[Omalley1537]

"Losers TRY. Winners go home and f--- the prom queen."
"My fiancé WAS the prom queen."

-Connery/Cage in The Rock

 

[Norman]

Connery had a real attention-getter in "Family Business". Not sure it's fit to post here.