Epulettes.... Where to get them?

Since you're a Cirrus pilot, maybe you should come in wearing a parachute! :devil:
 
Just wear your monkey T-shirt and your COPA hat. That's as close to a fake pilot uniform as anyone can find. And nobody you see will get the joke. They'll just ask how scary it is to fly without a flight plan on file.
 
Enough about your stupid costume, what is your wife going to wear(or not wear if you know why I'm sayin)
 
She doesn't work at my company.
My wife doesn't work at my college but she still attends functions with me. Sounds like you didn't read the invite all the way through. You should just go ahead and sleep on the couch for the next few nights just to be on the safe side.
 
Don't forget your crew:

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Aww you didn't get the Captain epaulets! Bummer. :(
But you remembered the flask, :thumbsup:.
 
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Your receptionist should know better. If you're drinking at work, clearly you're a pilot. ;)
 
It is not a company party. It is just come to work dressed up.
 
@mscard88, That does not appear to be a cardinal in your avatar....
Now I am not sure what to believe anymore.

Starting to doubt you are 88 years old now as well.
 
"receptionist"........"sailor"...........I see where that one is going wink wink

speaking of receptionist, what is she dressed as?
 
@mscard88, That does not appear to be a cardinal in your avatar....
Now I am not sure what to believe anymore.

Starting to doubt you are 88 years old now as well.

Why that's a Skyhawk my boy. 88? Only 20 more to go to reach that. Don't rush me man, I have things to do yet.
 
When you are under the chute in a Cirrus, can you log that as "drone" time?
 
Apparently I was allowed to dress up for Halloween at work. I didnt know until yesterday!

Unfortunately I am not very imaginitive for costumes. I was thinking either getting a mouse nose/whiskers for a ramp rat or since its a night shift, dressing as a jedi and marshalling with lightsabers.
 
Oh, please, please - marshal with lightsabers! That would be terrific. And everyone within 300 miles of you should fly in tonight.
I would pay at least a dollar to see that video!!
 
Oh, please, please - marshal with lightsabers! That would be terrific. And everyone within 300 miles of you should fly in tonight.
I would pay at least a dollar to see that video!!
Dressing as Darth Vader with light sabers would be even more impressive!
 
@SixPapaCharlie make sure you're wearing ladies pantyhose, too like the real pilots do. Just please don't send selfies.
 
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